This Was Funnier In My Head

This was funnier in my head

I think that one of the things I like about Liushen is how on Shen Qingqiu's end, that's his relationship with the least amount of baggage, and on Liu Qingge's end, it's got the most.

Shen Qingqiu: good old reliable Liu-shidi!

Liu Qingge: we were enemies for decades, I thought you tried to kill me, you saved my life, now I'm questioning everything I ever thought I knew about you, it's like you're a completely different person, or maybe I just never understood what was really going on, who are we to one another now, I wouldn't dare to dream of kissing you under the moonlight except maybe I would

"JC should have defended WWX and the Wen remnants-" babe he has no political capital right now. He's rebuilding his sect from the ground up after a war. He's been locked out of the Venerated Triad. He's the youngest sect leader. How could he have defended them and not doomed himself and his sect all over again.

SASASA:P Siffrin's social skills are fried

gonna link the original brainworm of this au in the replies but the tl'dr is Siffrin makes a wish to be there for Loopfrin like they were there for him.

That one scene, but with Mobei-Jun instead of Luo Binghe

Mobei-Jun: How do I get Shang Qinghua to acknowledge my feelings?

Sha Hualing: Have you tried beating him up?

Mobei-Jun, nodding: I beat him 3 times a day

Sha Hualing: Damn, maybe he's put off by how desperate you are

Luo Binghe: Have you tried framing him for crimes he has not committed?

Mobei-Jun: How does that help me?

Luo Binghe: I don't know, but I feel like it would work

Sha Hualing: Screw it, I'm in. Let's go kill people!