Me, A Fanfic Writer: *touches My New Fav Characters Face* *whispers* Im Gonna Get You Laid

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

I don't know who needs to hear this but your brain is lying to you and you don't need to wait until there's a round number on the clock to go the fuck to bed or start that project or eat a meal.

Get up and do it now.

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

merry christmas everyone, and happy holidays. I hope you enjoy your celebrations with your families and found family alike.

and don't let your shitty uncle ruin your day.

everyone has that one shitty uncle that shows up to the party.

remember, you'll outlive them.

happy holidays, you're beautiful, and I hope it's a good one