Dipping An Oreo Into Milk Is Kinda Like When Achilles' Mom Took Him By The Ankle And Dipped Him Into

Dipping an Oreo into milk is kinda like when Achilles' mom took him by the ankle and dipped him into the immortality pond

Screw it I'm quitting duolingo.

Actually now that I think about it, the whole Achilles ankle thing was so stupid. Why couldn't his mom just put him into one of those deep fryer baskets, lower him into the pond, and shimmy him around like a batch of French fries

Dipping an Oreo into milk is kinda like when Achilles' mom took him by the ankle and dipped him into the immortality pond

I need to see a convergence of weird/bullshit future horrors converge in a glorious crescendo. A bunch of rich assholes decide that they can save money by forcing AI tools to design a spaceship and plot a course so they can go fling themselves around the moon on a sight seeing tour.

They take everything the AI outputs at face values and fires anyone who tries to talk sense into them. The only labor left are toadies or people who can’t wait to see the motherfuckers fail and/or explode.

Somehow by sheer dumb luck the craft is completed and the rich fucks opt to skip test flights or training. “Everything worth doing is a risk! Safety is meaningless!”, they trumpet to the press. Lift off is achieved.

They actually manage to exit the atmosphere and it seems like they might pull it all off. Except the AI course has them headed directly the sun and their refurbished Gran Turismo steering wheel isn’t responding. No worries though, 30 seconds later the whole thing explodes in the most violent way possible leaving no chance for survivors.

Before the day’s even over, before the reaction memes even enter their second permutation, the word spreads like wildfire; gay trans furries managed to hack the accounts of said exploded fucks and transferred all the liquid assets to a number of lgbt charities.

he’s storing nuts in there. he’s like a little chipmunk scurrying back to will with the food he gathered for the winter.