Byler Arguing About Who Is The Heartthrob Of Og Star Wars. Mike SWEARS Luke Skywalker Is The Prettiest

Byler arguing about who is the heartthrob of Og Star Wars. Mike SWEARS Luke Skywalker is the prettiest boy in the galaxy but Will is like—

“…Han Solo??? Han FUCKING Solo?????!!! A hard headed idiot with a big mouth, bitchy personality and commitment issues—but also secretly the biggest teddy bear to the ppl he loves?? Hes just WAITING for an excuse to die for them?!? how can u not want to fix him??? FUCKING HARRISON FORD, MIKE.”

And Mike is like—

“But have you SEEN Luke? He’s the most innocent, pretty little man with the most TERRIBLE luck!! He has seen horror after horror, even overcame DARTH FUCKING VADER’s persuasion to the dark side—He has EVERY RIGHT to want to watch the galaxy burn, but each time he chooses HOPE?!? He chooses LOVE AND LIFE?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? HOW CAN YOU NOT FALL FOR HIM.”

Meanwhile Dustin and Lucas are staring at each other with straight faces because Mike and Will CLEARLY have types 😐

we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

wiggly static pride wallpapers

lesbian | gay

bi | trans

rainbow | pan

ace | aro

nonbinary | queer

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