Ladies (and Those Who Do Not Align With The Term) Do We See What I See

Ladies (and those who do not align with the term) do we see what I see 😌🫣

me reblogging twilight posts to my twilight blog

vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

Jessica: Hey, Bella-

Bella: Edward used to call me Bella.

Jessica: Because it's your fucking name.