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What the Konoha 11 would be like when their drunk Pt 1 :))) (I got the idea from some friends UwU)

Naruto- so I read somewhere that Naruto is actually a lightweight drinker according to Kishimoto lmao. So I know for a fact, after like 2 drinks, this man will be smashed out drunk. When Narutos drunk, he starts being extra wild. Like he’ll be loud asf and he’ll try to tell jokes. He’s not the annoying kind of drunk though, he’s like that friend who y’all laugh at because they just busted their ass on the pavement, while drunk. And don’t pass him the Mic on karaoke night. He won’t give it back and he’ll sing at least 10 songs before he gets tired.

Sakura- when forehead girl is drunk, she definitely either gets extra aggressive or extra suggestive. Like she’ll try to make moves on Sasuke, if he was there. If not, she’ll probably be extra fun but then if Naruto says something, she’ll punch the crap outta him. And then her and Ino will have a dance off on the dance floor. (Sakuras the better dancer).

Neji- when Nejis drunk, it’s the cutest thing. First of all, his cheeks are flushed with a light pink. I feel like Neji is also a lightweight drinker, so it’s not long before he’s having a headache or ready to throw up. When he’s drunk, he’s a little nicer and less serious and he starts sluring his words a tiny bit. Ten ten usually has to take him home and take care of him, while Lee is lecturing him about not tainting his body with alcohol (Lee takes care of him too tho). Nejis vision gets a bit blurry and he stumbles from side to side, but this is after like 3-4 drinks (if he even decides to drink that much) (fun fact- Ten Ten has had to lift him up and carry him one time, because he actually couldn’t walk.)

Ten ten- Ok lets get one thing straight. Ten ten can’t get drunk ok. She has to be the designated driver. But if she has to have a drink, she’ll only have like 2. She’s never told anyone this, but she’s a heavyweight drinker. It’s hard for her to get drunk, so she could have like 6 drinks before she actually starts feeling it. When she starts feeling drunk, she starts staring into oblivion and zoning out, but that’s just the first stage. When she gets really drunk, she’s the LIFE of the party.

Lee- CHILEEE WEVE ALL SEEN HOW THIS MAN GETS WHEN HES DRUNK. Lee will fight everyone in the bar. Like he’ll pick fights on purpose and stuff. Don’t let there be a damn karaoke station. He will go and sing and Nobody will stop him. Then he’ll try to ask Sakura out. “mY beAutiFUl SaKurA, wiLL u GO oUt wItH mE😍😍”. Then Tsunande jr would probably knock him tf out. He doesn’t get drunk on purpose though. He ordered some whiskey battered bourbon bangers and didn’t realize that it had alcohol in it (it’s Lee, did you really expect him to know?)

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could you do Itachi with an affectionate s/o? 💕 thank you for blessing us with all these 🥺

Omg, thank you so much!! I wouldn’t write them, if y’all didn’t request them 🥺 ofc I can! Itachi is my baby ✨

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Itachi with an affectionate S/O

Itachi never told anyone this, but he really wanted to be affectionate with someone. He’d been shunned for most of his life, so he never really got any love besides from being in the Uchiha family all those years ago.

Well he told Kisame, Kisame felt his pain and thought about someone who would love Itachi.

He met his S/O through Kisame. Kisame also asked Nagato to recruit itachis S/O into the Akatsuki because their ninjitsu skills were wayyyy above average.

His S/O really starts to find out the Itachi is really not like the rest of his colleagues on the Akatsuki. He’s very sweet and tells the funniest jokes. He’s not heartless and doesn’t really like unnecessary violence.

His S/O kisses his hands a lot. Itachi smiles and blushes when they do that to him. He really likes it tbh

His S/O also kisses his lips a lot, no matter the time or day. S/O hugs Itachi a lot with their soft hands. They run their hands through his really long hair and kisses his forehead often.

When Itachi first starts receiving these affectionate actions, he’s really happy and instantly leans and gives into his S/Os displays of affection.

When his s/o finds out that he’s blind, his s/o kisses his eyes before they go to bed everynight and says , “with this kiss, I heal your eyes, darling.” And they drift to sleep🥺

(Since he’s blind, his S/O reads to him a lot to keep his mind sharp) 🥺

When he starts getting sick, his S/O tries their best to not break down about it. Whenever they drift to sleep, his S/o grips onto him tightly and holds him like he won’t be alive after that night. They make sure to help him get better and all he wants is his S/os touch because he’s gotten so used to it.

Itachi is so joyful for his S/O. When he fights, he fights for his S/O, and he prays that Sasuke finds someone like his S/O that makes him forget his revenge and hate.

(Bb I hoped you liked it💖 I really enjoyed writing this honestly 💅🏾)

How do you think the Naruto boys would react to getting hit on? Lol

Omg this is too funny in my head 😭

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How the Konoha boys would react to being hit on.

Lee- the first person to come to mind is Lee lmaoo. Lee will DEFINITELY say some corny pick up line back. Like he’ll be all blushy and then say “did it hurt my SwEEt? WHeN yOu fEll frOm ThE hEavAns😍” he would also say “ WiLl yoU bE mInE mY suGaRplUm hOneYPie😍” he honestly would make fool of himself.

Naruto- Uzumaki would probably just blush. But depending on who it is though. If it’s someone who he thinks is unattractive, like if someone like Ino flirted with him or hit on him, he would probably mentally have a heart attack from panic, or mentally puke. But like someone like Hinata hits on him, and he’s smitten, his face his red, he looks away. Chile it’s the cutest thing 😭

Shino- Shino would probably straight up ignore the person foreal foreal. Like he would look at you and be like, “I HaVe nO tiME fOR roManTiC enDeaVors.” And leave. But don’t worry, he would literally be thinking about it for a fat minute after because people don’t really flirt with Shino. Like he’s really closed off too so he’s not sure how to respond to flirting besides that lmao, he’s an idiot.

Neji- Uh, The cutest of the cute. First off, he would just look at the person and then blush. LIKE SUPER HARD, like Neji looks like a Tomato. If it’s someone cute, he’ll start stuttering because he doesn’t know what to say back, like at all. And ten ten just laughs at him from the background cuz he doesn’t know what to do. If it’s someone unattractive, then he’ll be all sassy and be like, “Um Thanks, but no thanks😒.” And get up and leave, cuz the baby is just rude like that.

Kiba- My boy Kiba would get too Cocky afterwards. Like one person hits on him, he thinks he’s all that. Then he’ll go F-boy mode and be like, “Your so hot, my zipper is falling for you 👅👅” then he’s gonna get slapped for being gross and inappropriate. Then he’ll get the message that people don’t like stuff like that lmao.

Shikamaru- mr. “McDonald’s hairline would probably roll his eyes and definitely say, “what a drag 🙄 why are you doin this?” And kind of embarrass the person lmao

Choji- awww Chojis so adorable😙 . He would probably be smitten head over heels if someone hits on him. He would be super nice to them and even offer them some of his chips, and Shika and Ino are just like 😳 cuz Choji offers NOBODY his chips.

Sasuke- Oml Sasuke would scoff and be like “whatever.” Because the baby is so Emo. But, he will be blushing, he will. Trust me on this chile.

Sai- Sai would smile, and then do the thing where he says something mean but he means to be nice. He’ll be like “Thank you. I have a nick name for you, I’ll call you, Big nose! You have beautiful eyes.” And then the other person is just like, “uh. Tf” and he doesn’t understand what he said wrong 😭

( Omg I had fun writing this! These boys are crazy 😂 I hope you like it hun🤍)

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What piercings the Akatsuki would each get. (Excluding orochimaru and previously deceased members of the akatsuki before we saw them)

Obito- Oml Obito is like that one dude whose like “BrUh dO yaLL dArE mE tO dO thIS”. Meanwhile, nobody is daring him to do anything. He would probably be like “DO yaLl dArE mE to GeT a PieRcing??” And then he probably would back out and not wanna get it cuz he’ll probably be like “nah I don’t have time to get a piercing. I’m trying to take over the world.”

Nagato- we won’t even speak about Nagato on this one, mans already beat us to it. Dude already has like 5 million piercings already so he doesn’t need anymore lmao.

Zestu- so this one is weird. We all know that when we talk about Zetsu, We’re talking about black Zetsu and White Zetsu. White Zetsu is so cute and adorable, he would be like “UwU I don’t really want any piercings but if you get them it’ll look great on you UwU.” But then black Zetsu would be like, “IF YoU haVE PieRciNgS tHaT maKeS yoU weIrD.” And then he would proceed to make fun of anyone with piercings(except Nagato. He’s way to scared to make fun of Nagato.)

Konan- Miss Paper Oragami already has a labret piercing. But if she had to get more, she would probably get a nose ring. It would honestly look cute on her tbh.

Itachi- so my husband, Itachi would probably only get his ears pierced once and that’s it. He wouldn’t really be into piercings like that and he would probably only get his ears pierced because he likes earings and thats it.

Kisame- (idk why, but the name Kisame is perfect for a shark with water ninjitsu skills like why didn’t I think of that.) kisame would probably get just his ears pierced and maybe(just maybe) a bridge or a septum piercing. Like he would get it to be fun, but then he would take them out sometimes too. And then we he has them in he’ll be like “Get like Me Bruv, Look aT mY PiErCings.”

Sasori- Sasori is so beautiful but anyways Chile. He would probably just get regular earings and maybe even a tongue. Like he’ll be daring but not too daring. He only got a tongue piercing because Him and Deidara were having an art competition, and Deidara got more votes than him so he had to get it as punishment 🗿

Deidara- blondie would probably get a tongue piercing for all of his tongues for sure. (Why didn’t Kishi put that in his design tf) and he would also have un secreto Pepe piercing too because he’s only 19 and he likes doing estupido foolishness. (And he thinks it’s art of some type)

Hidan- the Jasinist would probably have nipple piercings and maybe snake bites. Like he would def have His nips pierced just to annoy Kakazu. And then he would get a Tongue Piercing to Annoy Kakazu even more . He’ll be like “Look it KaKazU 👅” and Kakazu would lowkey just slap the piss out of him for being annoying.

Kakazu- I feel like Kakazu would have none. He would probably be like “hidan take that stupid jewelry out of your mouth and stop messing around.” And then he would be like, “I’m 94 dammit, I don’t need Jewelry on my body, I’ll just sell it on the black market anyway.” He would not be into it at all. With his zombie self.

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What piercings the Konoha 11 would each get.

Shino- Shino is so quiet but it’s always the quiet ones you need to watch out for lmao. I feel like he would probably have an eyebrow piercing or none at all. I feel like he would think that piercings are wayyyy to extreme.

Hinata- dudeeeeee Hinata would probably be that one shy girl who has nipple piercings or something. Like she probably got it because she thought Naruto would think it was cute (and he does). I don’t think she would get it anywhere besides there.

Kiba- OML Kiba would prolly have a tongue piercing and and eyebrow. Like he would make sure to make it noticeable so people could complement him on it. Like he would purposely stick his tongue out so people could be like “KiBA, DiD YoU gEt A TonGuE piErciNg???” And he would be like “👅👅👅 YETh”. Andddd he got a secret pepe piercing on a dare from Naruto and Choji and then he totally did it. The only issue is the Akamaru would probably destroy his eyebrow piercing when he jumped up on him.

Ino- Ino pig would get a belly button piercing, FOR SURE. she would probably be like, “hey billard Brow! Look at my new sexy piercing!” Talking to Sakura. But she would definitely start wearing crop tops a lot more and I also think she would probably get her second piercing and 3rd. Just to be cute.

Choji- Choji wouldn’t have any piercings. I feel like he would just be chill and that’s it. Like he would be seeing all his friends get piercing and just be like “Nah fam, I’ll sit this one out.” But if he really wanted to get one, it would be an eyebrow or nose stud.

Shikamaru- he would probably get 2nds and a helix. that’s about it. He only wanted seconds because he probably likes earings a lot. (I mean have you seen the one he wears already they look cute on him)🗿 he wanted a helix cuz Temari said it would look nice on him. So he was like “what A DraG.” And then got it anyway.

Naruto- the number one unpredictable nucklehead ninja would be into all sorts of things. Seeing Hinatas nipple piercings, he would be like, “Yoooo, that’s fye asf.” And then prolly get a tongue and belly button. And then he’ll get his one nipple to see how it feels lmao.

Sakura- Sakura-Chan would probably get her industrial done. She would definitely get a belly button and then show off to Ino and be like “Ino pig! Look, I got an even sexier belly button piercing!” And then she would get her 2nds for sure.

Neji- Neji would be like “I dOnt SeE hOw YaLl cOulD gEt piErciNgS likE ThaT” and then go and get his first and 2nds done. After that, tenten and Lee would make him get his eyebrows done, and he’ll be like “nO” at first but then he’ll give in. But he’s not extreme so he wont get a bunch of things.

Lee- Omg my child Lee would probably get a nose, an eyebrow, and a helix. He would be like “Don’t judge me by my bowl cut.” And then defy all the stereotypes of people with bowl cuts. And then Gai- sensei would probably be like, “😢 omg LEE YOUR PIERCINGS LOOK BEAUTIFUL😢” and then him and Lee would hug and Neji and ten ten would be like “bruh what”

Tenten- the weapons specialist would look so cool with piercings. Like she would def have a stud on her nose for sure. Then she would have an eyebrow and even snake bites. She would look so pretty. But she would either be the type to be more conservative and only get her 2nds and an eyebrow or get a bunch of other things. And then Lee is cheering her on in the background.