This Is Honest To God The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Seen In My Entire Life

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

I present

creechurs

special shout out to @wassup-its-e for making their own doodles when i showed them the first few doodles :D

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.₊⚘·₊˚𐐪𐑂˚₊··₊˚❀˚₊·Fairy Keys·₊˚❀˚₊··₊˚𐐪𐑂˚₊·⚘₊.

I made them from green wire and I’m very happy with how they turned out. I like to think of them as enchanted metallic vines. 

Not quite sure what these keys would open… But maybe following a cabbage butterfly has lead you to a small moss-covered treasure chest hidden in the woods, nestled in the centre of a circle of white clovers in a large hollowed out stump. 

Inside the chest are several smooth, almost egg-shaped stones. They’re grey, like the colours of various clouds on a rainy, stormy autumn day. The stones are translucent and slightly murky, they have crackling patterns and fractures within them, which reflect an iridescence similar to the mother-of-pearl of an abalone shell. 

These stones have a certain warmth to them, like gentle sunlight shining through the bedroom window in the morning. When you hold them close to your ear, you can hear a faint noise, like the gentle thunder rumbling or ocean wind and waves. It’s comparable to holding a seashell up to you ear

Their purpose is entirely unknown, but they have a goodness to them. They would probably make for a good luck charm, for safety on your travels. ⋆⍋࿐༄࿔ . 

^^Went on a bit of a tangent there, just wanted to describe something pretty to give the keys a bit of story. ¯\_(˶^◡^˶)_/¯

Choose your gender:

Pokotho

Bliklotep

T’noy Karaxis

Nibblenephim

Wiggog Y’wrath

Dirty girl

Dirty dude

Nerdy prude

A literal monster

Nighthawk

Rendevoos

Skeleun

The Barbecue Monologues

Ma barbecue!

IM NOT A LOSER (Richie edition)

Gerald (who went on a murdering spree)

Ziggy (who certainly doesn’t love killing)

Excuse me? How dare you

Petes goddamn hot chocolate

Fuck you Clivesdale

A ghost

Lin Manuel Miranda

(I am) Dan Reynolds

Donna

All girls really want in life is a beautifully ornate crystal dagger