Gorgeous Gorgeous Girls Cry Over Fictional Characters Everyday

Gorgeous gorgeous girls cry over fictional characters everyday

andrew: i'll pretend i'm you when i pick up the new kid from the airport

aaron, fully aware that the last time they switched the maniac killed his mom: sure

*5 minutes after andrew left*

aaron, looking nicky and kevin dead in the eyes: he's gonna kill the new kid

"your honour, i love them" i say about a character i would fistfight in real life

The Bystanders: an incomplete list of the poor normal people who had to deal with the foxes shit

Ricky, the foxes RA. I don't know how he did it. if faced with being the foxes RA i would simply drop out of school, no degree is worth that

The ERC officials who Wymack had to beg like three separate times to let his team play even though they were below regulations

Marisa, sweet Marisa. I want a fic where she hears about the fox mafia drama and realizes just how lucky she got

Nicky's date to the banquet. Imagine you're just some random ass dude and all you wanted was to go to a little party and maybe kiss a cute guy but then you get seated with the psycho team, your dates teammate roasts the shit out of the most dangerous guy there, everyone starts to fight and you're just sitting there with your salad like 👁👄👁

The Bus Boy™ (literally zero time on page but he still holds a special place in the collective fandom consciousness)

The people at the car dealership where Neil whipped out like...30-40k in cash?? to pay for Andrew's new ride

Estella Bnuuy [Redacted] is the name of my first daughter now

My kids (if I'm going to have any) are going to have beautifully thought out first names and then a random middle name like. Bnuuy.

Ok, but my bois

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