I Posted It In R/suddenlygay But Thought It Was Appropriate Here Too #EthicalMemes

I posted it in r/suddenlygay but thought it was appropriate here too #EthicalMemes

ex btsers talking abt their bts days like it was a traumatic experience

when he pull out the d for the first time and its bigger than u thought it’d be

then u try to calculate if you can handle that length

and ur not too sure…..

BUT THEN HE PULL OUT DAT LUBE

ThE MiNi aNd MoNi! tHe MoNi aNd MiNi! tHe MiNi aNd MoNi sHoOoW!! 🎶

it’s mini and moni 🥺

*feel free to not post if not allowed* so I came across a jikook video today on YouTube regarding the *ahem* "bite mark" aka *hickey* and I like reading the comments on those videos because they are positive and supportive but then I came across this comment and now I'm thinking is this what most of the fandom actually believes??

Did I not say it already? Imbeciles.

Like, do people not use their heads at all? Is their brain there for show only?

Or is it like an anti-gay switch they have in their brain, one that when you switch it on turns off the brain all together?

I just don't get it.

What do these idiots not get?

This isn't live content.

This is footage taken around a year ago. Only BTS members and staff were there when footage was taken.

No one knew about this hickey/bite/whatever you want to call it until it showed up in the MOTS ONE dvds.

There were umpteen ways to 'cover up' that mark - NONE were chosen, not by JK (the person of interest, the one that JM presumably - by these idiots - needs covering for), not by JM, not by BH staff/producers/editors.

There was a clear conscious decision to talk about this mark. Bot JM and JK decided to address it on film.

There was a clear conscious decision to add this footage to the dvd.

It's not about cutting it out (which it obviously wasn't). It's about deciding to add it in. There is literally tens if not hundreds of hours of footage from the preparation for the concerts. Choosing this footage over other footage, deciding to add this in for everyone to see, that is a huge decision, and people are not willing to see or understand this.

If indeed this was a cover up for a gf then why the f**k add this footage in? Just leave it out. It's been almost a year, no one noticed a hickey there until now. Why bring attention to something if you are trying to cover it up?

You have to be a damn idiot to think that is even a possibility -

"yeah, let's add the footage, that no one previously saw or new about, of JM & JK talking about the hickey JK got from his girlfriend and JM was covering up for him".

I'm just trying to think of the conversation these idiots think JM&JK had before:

JK- Hey man you gotta help me out here. Please, oh please, point out this hickey, that no one noticed yet, to everyone and tell them it's from you.

JM- For sure dude. Anything to help my young brother to cover up your night out with your girlfriend.

JK- Yeah, they haven't seen it or talked about it, so let's let them know it's there, but dude, you gotta cover for me here, because I don't want Jin or Tae to know I have a lady friend. They might get jealous or something.

JM - Hey man, what am I here for? For sure, they shouldn't know. Better they think we wilding together, right?

JK - So what are we gonna tell them?

JM- Yeah, we'll tell them I bit you. That should work right?

JK - Oh yeah, for sure. But we have to make it a believable story.

JM - I got your back mate. We'll tell them we were drinking and you picked me up bridal style, held me like a princess. They will buy that. That's a real bro thing to do, right?

JK - Oh, great story mate. But we have to add something. It's not enough.

JM - Ooh, I got an idea. We tell them you were holding me like a princess twirling me around and I had to bite you, like real hard, for a pretty long time, so you will stop turning around, because dude, you made me get all dizzy and yeah, that will work for sure.

JK - Excellent idea. I love it. Great story. Thanks for covering for me. You're my bestest ever brother ever. I would tell you I love you, but I never tell you I love you, so I won't.

The conversation with BH prior to adding this to the content would be even more ridiculous.

These people need to get something through their thick skulls:

There is no cover up here.

There is spilling the beans here!!! Consciously.

vibe check

your last three used emojis are your vibes.