Ok, Thats Nice And Adorable!!!

Ok, that’s nice and adorable!!!

buuurttttt i raise you:

Pride bird

Chara: *places a card on the pile* ace of spades!

Frisk: *places down an uno card* DRAW FOUR!

Papyrus: *putting down a pokémon card* JOLTEON I CHOOSE YOU!!!

Undyne: *slamming down a card* CRAZY EIGHTS!

Sans:

Sans: what are we even playing?

Come around my children, I’ll tell you about my contact with the light

we learned a little about those super deep parts of marine trenches in ecology and it must be so funny living down there. like your species hasnt seen the sun for hundreds of millions of years and your senses can only tell you where food bits are and approximately which direction to crawl in to have sex and suddenly you’re blasted with blinding LED light that disappears 2 minutes later and you never see it again

i was just rewatching an old show, The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody On Deck, (Copyrighted Disney) and this happened on episode 20, season 3, Snakes on a Boat.

Look familiar? (Credits to PurpleJade_2018 from ifunny)

I found out the origins from this incorrect quote/meme!

Hello person, could you never change your URL so the post works?

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

We don’t poop on the floor!

we don’t jump off of the fridge!

we don’t go into the dishwasher!