When I Was Very Small I Assumed This Song Was About Some Lady Who Literally Kept A Human Face In A Jar

when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old

hakoda borrowed it and forgot to give it back <3

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

Dear #tumblrstaff

I really don’t want to see half-naked people trying to look sexy for live at the TOP of my feed. I’ll buy the merch, just for the love of Goncherov, take the Tumblr Live off my feed.

Love,

Zesty-Mordant

Omg and they were roommates…

Uh so I love TOTK, and I’ve somehow found myself making a 15 part Zelink comic- I hope y’all enjoy 🫣 !!

I’ll be posting Mon, Wed, Fri, Sun for 4 weeks! Once the next parts come out I’ll add some links 😉 to the post for easier viewing in order.

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