So The Book Of Bill Is Pretty Good

so the book of bill is pretty good

As I stated a bit ago, I have fallen back into my Team Red hyperfixation. (Fic recs, anyone?? Crack, Dead Dove, doesn't matter as long as it's not romance heavy)

Anyway, I saw a fic describe them as Chaotic Evil. While I agree that they are chaos incarnate together, Spider-Man alone prevents them from being Chaotic Evil. Though, there's nothing stopping them from Chaotic Good/Neutral.

Hear me out

Deadpool - Chaotic. Just Chaotic

Daredevil - Chaotic Neutral. He doesn't kill, but his morals are flexible

Spider-Man - Chaotic Good. He's a Chaos Gremlin in every rendition I've seen

The three of them together are pretty morally ambiguous and they almost exclusively enable each other. Sure, DD and Spider-Man do their best to keep DP from murder, but sometimes it can't be helped. DD and DP absolutely encourage Spider-Man's whole being. DP and Spider-Man get DD to actually have fun (sometimes) while in mask.

Your Honor, they are perfect for each other. Platonic Soulmates, if you will, even if only in my own head.

They're also the start to either a really good joke or a really bad joke.

A Mercenary, a Defense Attorney, and a Photographer walk into a bar...

The Good Ol’ Switcheroo

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

I know there’s fics out there with switcheroo hijinks with Tim and Danny but imagine this—

Jazz and Babs

and

Danny and Tim

But like at the same time

So the Fentons are visiting Gotham, the reason why is a bit up in the air;

Jazz wants to visit the Gotham U campus, the Fentons have a meeting with W.E for a business deal (they’re sus about the whole ghost hunting thing but it doesn’t hurt to scope out what they’re capable of) or maybe they’re hunting down Batman because they’re sure he’s a ghost. Reader’s choice tbh.

Unfortunately Jazz sprained her ankle the week before while ghost hunting with Team Fenton. This also led to her parents coddling her and she just barely managed to convince them to still go on their trip as a way to get Danny a vacation.  The only caveat; they force her on a wheelchair for the duration of the trip.

Spring forward to a random Thursday afternoon during their vacation; Danny and Jazz were dying of embarrassment (in his case re-dying) with their parents antics. They didn’t think Gothamites would blatantly stare at them all things considered but even they had their standards they guess.

Danny bought himself some sunglasses and a coffee while Jazz just put on her reading glasses and just tried to bury herself in her new Spoiler themed sweater.

Of course that’s when the chaos started.

It was just their luck that just as they finally got away from their parents that a rogue finally attacked; where there was a rogue the Batman wouldn’t be too far behind.

Danny’s plan was just to hide in a random alleyway or wait until the coast was clear to use his powers and fly them back to their hotel room and wait for everything to die (hah) back down. That’s not what ended up happening.

“There you guys are, c’mon time to suit up”

The duo are too stunned to do anything as they’re dragged off by this random rich guy (Bruce Wayne) and into a really expensive and familiar looking car (the Batmobile). The door folds open and Jazz’s wheelchair is fastened in seconds, Danny just kinda goes to sit next to her (can’t let his sister be kidnapped by herself). 

There’s a guy sitting shotgun next to the original alley guy. He’s wearing a mask. Oh shit its Nightwing.

“Looks like Freeze is at it again, Uptown’s already halfway covered in ice. No time to waste Red Robin”

Red Robin? Like the food chain??

In those few seconds the Batmobile is speeding off, the alley guy is now the Batman and they’re passing a speeding RV going the other way. Cue that one Umbrella Academy meme but its Tim and Babs staring back at Danny and Jazz.

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Goon only POV where the henchmen of Gotham Rogues find out and experience the true terror it is to fight The Phantom