I'm Genuinely Sad For All Of You Who Are Not From Brasil

i'm genuinely sad for all of you who are not from brasil

the brazilian fandom woke up and decided to create some chaos around the world by spreading the idea that annabeth is the lightning thief and making fake book pages and it's simply hilarious

a poorly translated excerpt:

—Annabeth what...

Then the penny dropped.

"You will be betrayed by the one who calls you a friend."

—You — I said.

I was in shock, and before I could snap out of the trance I felt a burning pain in my abdomen. I looked down and Annabeth's knife was stuck in me."

(credits: pic 1 e 2)

(Luke: Family Annabeth, you promised")

AND THERE'S MORE

annabeth cut thalia's tree with an axe, pushed percy into the tartarus, sally jackson is possessed by kronos (or is kronos) and luke is like a brother to percy (and is also the protagonist of the mark of hermes)

(credits)

(cover art by this twitter user )

anyway

annabeth is a stabby queen and i love being brazilian 🇧🇷🇧🇷

there’s something about poseidon showing up for sally.

luke tells percy that they burn what they’ll miss most so that gods will know that what they’re saying is important so they’re really listen.

but sally burns ice cream. ice cream that she has no attachment to. it’s not even baby percy’s ice cream. it’s just random leftover ice cream that she grabbed from a pile of dirty dishes.

the ice cream could not be more unimportant to sally. in the grand scheme of things, the ice cream is nothing.

but poseidon comes to her anyway. he shows up immediately after probably the most lackluster offering sally could give. he shows up anyway.

just…there’s something about poseidon showing up for sally.

How the hell does she have haters?!?!

tv sally jackson show haters can’t handle that she’s portrayed as a woman and not an angel

Grover: I know who stole the lightning bolt

Me, an omniscient being capable of foresight, prone to narration: he did not, actually, under any circumstances, know who stole the lightning bolt

quit nitpicking and enjoy the fucking show, y’all are pissing me off<3

Im not ok

How much faith Jason must have for Apollo, to believe he won't forget him.

Because everyone forgets Jason.

Even Jason doesn't know who Jason is.

He's the lost and never the found. The replaced and always the forgotten.

And yet Jason looks into Apollo's eyes and says "remember."

Don't let me have lived and died for nothing.