Rat-cookiez - Gabe :D

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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

I was chosen as one of the sacrificial lambs it seems /j

Relationship Status : i am as single as a pringle, hopefully i will find a hot ass partner

Favourite Colour: im not sure, maybe red

Song Stuck In My Head: Ethel Cain - Ptolemaea (yes i am in my mentally ill emo phase)

Three Favourite Foods: pumpkin soup with toast sippets (idk what its called in english :( ), Samogitian pancakes and pizza (especially with jalapenos)

Last Thing I Googled: 'dress sash' cuz i wanted to get ideas on how to better my prom dress

Dream Trip: a trip out of the hellhole i live in :)

Anything I Want Rn: to get the newest genshin midpact malewife

Tags: uhhhhhhhhh idk who to tag ngl so empty atm

thank you for the tag @alligatorbloodmp3!!

tagging 10 people you would like to know better (except mine are open tags to whoever would like to fill this out!!)

relationship status: coming up on one year with my bf!! instagram friends will know him as the guy behind the weird playbill names so y’all have proof he is very fun and cool :D

favorite color: generally it’s some shade of blue, but I am a fan of quite a few purples as well!! maybe I’ll just say my favorite color is Dear Evan Hansen Blue for fun

song stuck in my head: currently nothing, surprisingly! it’s usually a kpop song nowadays tbh 😭😭 but as of the past day or so I’d say I’ve been alternating between the new waterparks album (stream intellectual property‼️‼️) or the falsettos soundtrack because MAN that musical goes hard

three favorite foods: ooooooh definitely udon and dole whip,,,,,, and I’ll say breakfast sausage because I was thinking about it yesterday for some reason

last thing I googled: “kim yong soo actor” LMAO okay let me give the lengthy explanation 😭😭 so I have been obsessively keeping up with the current korean production of death note the musical because I LOVE IT SO MUCH AAAUGH but anyways the father of one of the actors unfortunately passed away so naturally he’s stepping out of the production for some time but the way instagram translated the korean caption made it sound like the ACTOR HIMSELF died and they were just causally going “oh yeah that happened, we’ll put in a replacement for a little while, sorry for the inconvenience haha” and I was over here like “HUH????”

dream trip: OOOUGH hard tie between japan (hopefully I can go next summer after I take some japanese classes??) or greece because I want to visit my friend there lol <3 OR anywhere that they’re currently putting on a (legal or not) production of dear evan hansen. hey wait tumblr folks HAVE I TALKED ABOUT THOSE WITH YOU GUYS YET?? BECAUSE WE SHOULD

anything I want rn: for everyone reading this to have a good day!! and for the issues in my friend group to get resolved painlessly and without any crying lol OH and also for me to not fail anatomy 🫶🫶

tags: like I said, open tags!!! will give @ujustgotghostbusted and @bloodykora a tag if they want to do it but no pressure!!

in honor of autism acceptance month give it up for THE nonverbal autistic girl in all of tuscaloosa alabama🙏🏻

“I took a bullet for you”

“I should have shot you myself.”

I do not ask this lightly, the Missouri AG’s office has started a site to build a list of trans people. Clog the system. That’s the life of a trans kid who gets another day on this earth. Spam the fuck out of it, it’s not sophisticated. You don’t need to use a real email. Post as much as you’d like