Oh, So I Should Have Been On Mastodon This Whole Time?

Oh, so I should have been on Mastodon this whole time?

initial thoughts about other platforms

Instagram: 50 shades of white and beige

Twitter: *crickets*

Mastodon: a wildlife preserve for witchblrs in their 30s

reblog for good things to happen to you

the universe will listen

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What Native people say about the use of sage: you can use sage, but you cannot smudge as nothing you are doing (waving sage around) is actually smudging. Smudging is a ceremony and you are, we promise, not smudging. Please buy sage from either us, or someone who sources the sage from us. White sage may not be considered endangered by the US government but corperate sourcing is making it difficult for us to source sage for our own religious purposes. Let alone to sell it.

What white people hear: never use sage ever, don’t ever buy it, don’t own it, don’t even look at it.

Look, y’all. There’s a couple of facets to my talk today.

1) Yes! You can buy sage! You really, truly can! Buy it from either native sellers (go to a powwow! Eat our food, buy our stuff, watch some dancing!) Or buy it from a seller who sources the sage from native people. Pick one. And no, buying it from 5 Below doesn’t count.

2) you CANNOT smudge. This isn’t just you “shouldn’t”— this is a YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF SMUDGING. Waving a sage stick around your doorways IS NOT SMUDGING. It is smoke clensing. Smudging, depending on the tradition and tribe, could easily have dancing and drums involved. You, as a white person, do not have the cultural BACKGROUND to even know how it works. At all. Period.

3) please, for FUCKS SAKE, stop making posts here on tumblr where you tell other white people about cultural appropriation and what they can and cannot do. Please stop, your license has been revoked because none of you bother to get the facts right. We native people are FULLY CAPABLE OF DOING IT OURSELVES. Consider instead: a) reblogging our posts where we talk about it! We’re here! We have made posts!! b) Making a post that states what we said and then LINKS BACK TO US. Screenshot with a link if you must. Stop centering your own voices in these conversations. You are already centered in everything, stop centering yourselves in a native space.

I’m tired of this nonsense, y’all.

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk ™

“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something

but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”

fun astrology game

use this to determine your dnd alignment

sun sign

aries: neutral / true

taurus: neutral / true

gemini: lawful

cancer: chaotic

leo: chaotic

virgo: neutral / true

libra: lawful

scorpio: chaotic

sagittarius: lawful

capricorn: chaotic

aquarius: chaotic

pisces: chaotic

moon sign

aries: good

taurus: good

gemini: neutral

cancer: evil

leo: evil

virgo: neutral

libra: good

scorpio: evil

sagittarius: neutral

capricorn: good

aquarius: neutral

pisces: good

reblog and put what u got in the tags!