THIS JUST MELTS MY HEART . MY + IS ALL I NEED

THIS JUST MELTS MY HEART ❤️🥺. MY ☀️ + 🐣 IS ALL I NEED

these two cuties ♡

Y’all said it I didn’t 💀😂😂.

You to your idol: I bet their hair is so soft

Your idol’s hair:

💖✨

Dumbo | Jungkook (M)

→ summary: you know what they say about boys with big noses…

{or alternatively: jungkook has a big dick but he doesn’t know how to use it, but luckily you’re there to help.}

→ genre: humor/crack, smut → warnings: they talk about dicks a lot (i.e. jungkook has a big dick), DICK MEASURING CONTESTS (aka jk gets his dick appraised… just boys bein’ boys), explicit sexual content, semi-public exhibitionism, handjobs, blowjobs, sub!jungkook, whining, light dirty talk, mild pain play, mutual masturbation, jungkook has piercings, accidental edging (you’ll… understand), oc doesn’t have a gag reflex lol → words: 17.2K → a/n: @jincherie… you are my enabler and i will die on this hill only if you die on it with me. but of course i know you will die with me. because we only have one braincell and if either of us die, we both do. thank you for commissioning me to write this btw… even though i was already writing this so you just basically sent me money for free. ANYWAY… WORLD IS FUCK BUT I LOVE RHA!! ALSO JUNGKOOK HAS A BIG DICK!! EPIC!!

The club lights make it difficult for Jungkook to see anything. He doesn’t understand why club owners can’t just jack up the lighting for once; it isn’t like you’re going to be able to find a hook-up through echolocation or something. Though, judging by the way people seem to be groping their way through the masses, perhaps there really is no need for illumination anyway.

Jungkook normally hates this kind of scene. Drinking is all good and fun, especially when he’s with his hyungs, but going to overly crowded places makes his skin crawl with anxiety. It takes almost three shots during pre-game for him to get anywhere near this kind of place and it’s all thanks to Seokjin. That hyung thrives in these kinds of environments, like a clipped butterfly relearning how to fly.

“I’m gonna get shit fucked wasted!” Seokjin hollers, his arm looped carelessly around the only other person who hates being here as much as Jungkook does. He watches passively as Yoongi tries to bite a chunk off of Seokjin’s hand, but despite his inebriation, their eldest hyung is able to dodge it quickly.

“Not before I kill you, then everyone else in this place, and then myself, first.” Yoongi growls, nudging Seokjin off his smaller frame. If the world hadn’t been swaying underneath Jungkook’s feet, he might have offered to help his small hyung do the deed. If there’s anyone who hates nightclubs more than Jungkook, it’s Yoongi. Jungkook is frightened to know how Seokjin managed to convince Yoongi in the first place, and he’d prefer not to find out what sort of terrible blackmail the elder must have under his sleeve to accomplish such an arduous feat.

Just as Yoongi is about to connect his steel-toed boot up Seokjin’s freshly bleached asshole, Jimin returns from the bar with three glasses held precariously in each of his fists. Jungkook wonders yet again how this is possible due to the sheer tininess of Jimin’s hands, but then again… What can’t Jimin do when it comes to alcohol?

“I’m back! Here you go, Jungkookie,” Jimin says, seamlessly handing Jungkook a glass of what he hopes is just a regular beer like he asked. Knowing Jimin, he probably ordered the strongest shit they have. He peers at it suspiciously, but it only takes half a sip for Jungkook to confirm his guess. He grimaces, nearly coughing out a lung at the strength of the poison running down his throat.

“That tasted like fucking metal polish! What the fuck, Jimin?”

“I know! It’s great isn’t it?” Jimin smiles angelically, handing Yoongi one of the drinks. Yoongi looks at the swirling piss-yellow liquid as if it holds the secrets to the universe. It appears as if he’s decided something when his eyes light up.

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‼️THESE ARE MY OPINIONS AND IF YOU’RE GONNA COME WITH NEGATIVITY DONT READ IT. THAT SIMPLE. Anyway if any stans wanna gossip and chat about any group hit me up I need new friends ♥️. ‼️

I feel so late but 2019 (fun fact: I would’ve gotten into KPOP around 2017 when DNA came out because some girls in my class were talking about it but back then I was childish and was like “they look like girls” or “who actually likes this?”) BUT NOW LOOK AT ME I’VE EVOLVED ❤️

BTS “Just One Day”

BTS 💜

Jimin 💛😊(STILL IS 🤷🏽‍♀️)

BTS “I Need U” 😍

BTS💜, ATEEZ💙, and GOT7💚.

Jimin💛, Hongjoong🤍, and JB🖤, Baekhyun❤️, Haechan💙.

GOT7 the whole “DYE” album and Agust D “D2” (BY THE WAY GO STREAM 🖤🖤) Baekhyun “CANDY” (BY THE WAY GO STREAM ❤️❤️).

I wish but you see the way my money is set up 😂😂.

I listen to just KPOP but I’m open to other things too 🤷🏽‍♀️.

I wish I could but imma leave that to actual talented artists 💀😂. I’ve seen some that were 🔥🔥 keep it up❤️.

It really has because it made me realize that first and foremost that you need to “LOVE YOURSELF” and that self love is very important. Also that even people who are obviously different in terms of race, gender, age and etc... are all going through the same things and that things like race and gender shouldn’t matter. We should just love everyone for who they are with no judgement 🚫❌. BUT ALSO MY STANDARDS HAVE RISEN SKY HIGH AND IF YOU DONT TREAT ME HOW BTS TREATS ARMY💜 or HOW ATEEZ TREATS ATINY💙 or HOW GOT7 TREATS AHGASES💚 THEN I DONT WANT YOU‼️‼️⚫️.

BTS, ATEEZ, and GOT7.

I wanna listen to STRAY KIDS, RED VELVET, WAYV, VICTION, TXT.

BTS, ATEEZ, GOT7 and EXO, NCT-127, DAY6, SUPERM, SEVENTEEN, BLACKPINK, MONSTA X, TWICE.

I really can’t choose. In every group they’re are multiple singers that I ❤️ so I can’t choose just “5”.

BTS RAPLINE, ATEEZ RAPLINE AND GOT7 RAPLINE. I’m sorry I really can’t choose they all are very dope and are all different with the way rap.

BTS “Hobi”, “Jimin” and Jungkook”, and “V”. (The other members have improved a lot so credit to them 💜💜). ATEEZ “Everyone” because their all amazing dancers and when I was trying to create a list I realized I chose the majority of the members so 🤷🏽‍♀️. GOT7 “Everyone” because they also really dope dancers.

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20 Questions

Kpop Version

1. The year you got into Kpop

2. Your first song

3. Your first group

4. Your first bias

5. Your first favorite song

6. Your current ult group(s)

7. Your current ult bias(es)

8. Current favorite song(s)

9. Do you own any albums? If so which is your favorite?

10. Kpop, K R&B, Krock, or Krap? Do you listen to more than one?

11. Do you make fanart? If so link it!

12. Has Kpop helped you grow as a person?

13. What groups do you stan?

14. What groups (if any) do you want to stan?

15. What groups do you listen to?

16. Your top 5 (or 1 if you’re a solo stan) vocals

17. Your top 5 (or 1) rappers

18. Top 5 (or 1) dancers

19. A group that disbanded that you loved

20. A group you wish had never lost any members

AND THATS ON PERIODT ‼️⚫️ (Even I’m scared and I’m apart of the Army 💀😂😂)

LOCALS SAID "WE FEAR NO ONE. WE ONLY FEAR BTS ARMY"

| Cr twt BTS_SNIPPER & on pic

HE SAID WHAT THE FUCK HE SAID‼️⚫️ IF YOU DONT LIKE IT SUCK MY DICK 🤷🏽‍♀️ THAT SIMPLE. IM TIRED OF MY PEOPLE GETTING KILLED AND PEOPLE GETTING AWAY WITH IT BUT IF IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND WE WOULD BE UNDER THE JAIL 🙄👿.

John boyega really do be on that king shit 👑