To Start:

To start:

For notreturnvoid

We’ll need an Irishman:

NO!

Dear god no. No, try again.

Better. Oh yes… much better.

But he looks too sweet. Maybe someone with Black Irish coloring?

There we go! But he’s so young! And in need of a comb. Age him a bit?

Hmm… A bit more.

Why hello….

(Ahem.)

Yes, good. Very good. But he’s looking like our previous good Irish boy.

THAT WASN’T AN INVITE BACK DORNAN! (Iloveyou)

So, make the dark haired one more bad boy?

Yes…

YES…

Jesus take the wheel…

Yes. Oh god yes. He will do.

But now we need to add pirate to the mix.

Kinky. But no.

More like, a dash of this:

A pinch of this:

And a touch of scoundrel:

Me likey…

Ok, show me.

Dear God. What I have I done? Shit. I take it back. It’s too much.

I didn’t mean it. WHERE IS THE UNDO BUTTON?????

Crap. He’s learning. HE KNOWS.

fuckfuckFUCKFUCK

I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Forgive me. I knew not what I did…

Character design

It has literally always been a lie.  These lies have killed millions of Americans over the years.  It has cost the US Trillions of dollars in lost efficiency and higher healthcare costs over the years.  It has helped drag down the life expectancy of the US, meaning, ultimately, that Americans have lost hundreds of millions of years from their lives.

It was always a lie.