BATIM Characters As Stupid Stuff I've Heard/Seen At My School

BATIM Characters as Stupid Stuff I've Heard/Seen at my School

First it was Newsies, and now it's the BATIM cast- I'm bringing you the second edition of 'Stupid Stuff I've Heard/Seen at my School'.

---

Sammy: *points at Wally* He's a female buffalo now.

---

Wally: *drops spoon down the middle crack of a table* NO!! It fell into the Upside-Down! It jumped through the tree stump! SHIT!

---

Susie, Allison, and Alice: *up on the stage singing 'King of New York'* WAIT AND SEE! THIS IS GONNA MAKE BOTH THE DELANCEYS-

Joey: *loudly, walking in front of the stage* PISS IN THEIR LONGJOHNS!

---

Norman: Why are you doing your hair in a spoon?

---

Joey: *frustrated* We are NOT melting thermometers!

Sammy: *pokes Wally in the arm with a red-hot thermometer instead*

---

Thomas: *accidentally cracks a plastic spoon straight down the middle* To show you the power of FlexTape... I SAWED THIS SPOON IN HALF!

---

Jack: *picks up ukulele* This song is called 'My Uncle Came Into My Room and Raped Me'.

---

Murray: Replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Johnny: That's not a prank, that's Saturday night.

---

Bertrum: I call it 'The Artificial Watermelon Mimic'.

Lacie: No, I thought we agreed to call it 'The Onion'...

---

Lacie: I didn't do it, you cringy little fourth grader!

---

Allison: I'm scared to find out what the Penguin Cooker is.

---

Norman: Maybe over the summer you can come over and do whatever you do...

Susie: Your sister.

---

Henry: How dumb would I be if I jumped off this swing right now?

Boris: Umm, dead.

---

Alice: Wanna watch me be a stripper?

Susie: Yes!

---

Joey: Hah! Nothing can scare me anymore! I watched all of 'Another'!

---

Thomas: Stop giving a kid weed!

---

Johnny: Hahahaha you touched her BOOB!

Thomas: What are you, a fourth grader?

---

Sammy: Straight, straight, straight, now make a right...

Henry: Why are you saying her sexuality a bunch?

---

Bendy: Give me my fucking weed, you liberal.

Alice: I don't have it. It's in the ground...

---

Shawn: Why is my head so long?

---

(Jack is SUPPOSED to sing "Good girls are nice, once or twice, 'til I find someone new")

Jack: Look, girls are nice, once or twice, 'til I find someone new...

Other JDS Employees: *laughing hysterically*

---

Joey: Okay, on the question about "What was the most memorable thing you learned about Westward Expansion?" most of you put the Donner Party.

Grant: Except for me.

Joey: Yes, except for you.

Grant: I put dysentery.

Joey: The Donner Party and dysentery. Glad to know I did my job this year.

elmo-er :D

Gotta love Katherine Pulitzer 👌

Newsies + Bubbles [x]

“I’m not calling you a liar but… Shit, I can’t think of a way to finish that sentence..”

— Sweeney when he finds out Lucy was alive

Toby: one day I will solve my problem with maturity..

Toby: today however, it will be alcohol..

Sweeney: damn it... The kids drinking all my gin...