"Dirty Minds Think Alike " He Said Rebuttal "In That Case Could You Clean Mine, I'm Feeling Lazy Today

"Dirty minds think alike " he said Rebuttal "In that case could you clean mine, I'm feeling lazy today "

"Dirty minds think alike " not sure who said this. The other part is original as far as I'm concerned 😳

Too funny 😂

When someone picks up your phone and you left the SMUT open

Too funny 😂 and so like him!

“I did something good for once and you’re yelling at me?” Klaus asked as you walked down the streets of New Orleans. “I don’t think kidnapping me from my own bedroom in the middle of the night and taking me here is against my will or knowledge is good” you sassed as you crossed your arms. Klaus paused for a moment before speaking again. “Well my intentions were good” he nodded.

Me: *reads 5 books in one week*

Also me: *doesn't pick up a book for 7.62 months*

Lost ( Vampire Diaries)

*Imagine request *Bonnie and Damon. Bonnie Bennitt a beautiful strong force to be reckoned with. She'd bend over backwards for her friends and she has many of times! And it was always mostly for Elena Gilbert, the girl who everyone risked their lives for. Bonnie was one of Elena's best friends but for awhile now Bonnie has been keeping her real feelings toward the young woman at bay. Bonnie Bennitt down right can't stand how she strings along Damon Salvatore. Damon and Bonnie in the beginning did not get along but when they got trapped in 1994 that changed, they actually became friends. Then Elena went into a deep sleep so Bonnie Bennitt could live a full life, the only selfless act that Elena Gilbert has ever done. Damon however found this selfless act to be selfish on Bonnie's part , that's how deep Elena had her nails into Damon Salvatore. Bonnie will not feel bad no matter what and Damon will get over it with time she hoped. Bonnie was with Damon helping him with his ripper brother Stefan who is completely off his damn rocker again. Bonnie trying to do a boundary spell to trap Stefan was taking too long for Damon's liking "Hurry up Bennitt "! Said an annoyed Damon. Bonnie getting sick of his resentment towards her for the whole Elena having to stay asleep for 90 years thing was pissing her off and it was starting to cut deep. Bonnie being fed up with his shit cut the spell short, got up and started for the door but not before giving Damon a piece of her mind. "Damon I get that you are hurt and missable with out Elena, but I am your friend and I'm trying to be here for you, but you are making it incredibly difficult, so I'm done." Bonnie said looking at Damon who looked pissed as fuck and confused, Zoomed in front of her blocking her from the door and preventing her from walking out "What the hell are you saying Bennitt "? Asked Damon. Bonnie wanting nothing more than to leave just said " I thought we were closer than this, but you are treating me like I'm the villain and I won't stick around for you to keep resenting me and looking at me like I'm the cause for all your problems, no more Damon " she said and with that put up her hand and flew Damon away from her exit. Damon has not seen or spoken to Bonnie in 2 weeks, 2 long weeks of being alone no one to really talk to, or to make him laugh when he starts to think of Elena. It was Bonnie who was the one to keep him sane, at his best , to keep him from loosing his self. He was alone with his bourbon Hoping to find his much needed answers at bottom of his drink. He missed her, he missed Bonnie Bennitt , he missed her laugh, her smile, her sad attempt at making a joke, he felt utterly empty now. He wasn't sure but it was almost as if losing Bonnie was worse for him than losing Elena. Now on his 8th bourbon he decided to call Bonnie But it went directly to voicemail , great he thought " Bonnie.... it's Damon, I know I hurt you and took you for granted like I do with everyone who's lives I walk into, but Bon Bon I never really realized how much you meant to me tell you cut me out of your life ". Damon said feeling so alone " Bon I'm truly lost and I.... I need you, I need you back I'm lost with out you Bonnie ." Said a broken Damon.

Rebloging for my son who is obsessed with five nights at Freddy's!

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