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i cant stop saying "grisp it"

"Yes, I followed the instructions exactly. Yes, even that one. What? Well, it did something, but I wouldn't describe the results as 'manifesting positive energy in my life'. Look, I don't know what it manifested, but whatever it is, it's eating my garlic sausage."

Have you guys seen the clip of Anderson Cooper reporting on the hurricane? He's crouching down, holding on to the earth for dear life?

Well turns out the hurricane made him pregnant. He's pregnant with the wind and rain now. CNN released a special report about how they gave him an ultrasound, and how his stomach is full of some new type of djinn or sylph or similar aqueous wind sprite.

He doesn't seem to be in any pain, but whenever Wolf Blitzer asks him about the child, Cooper just rubs his belly and mutters something about "forging a new link in the great chain of being"

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Several masked and leather-aproned court alchemists using iron tongs to remove a live and undamaged mouse from the mystical solar kiln

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

buddhist furry calculating what sins to commit to get reincarnated as the animal they wish they were. like a darts player

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

girls when there’s too many things

happy oct 3rd everyone

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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

Black Cat sitting in a box at an old bookstore in Mexico City (2016)

When the first sprinkle of rain arrives in the fall, newts emerge from the ground to soak in the raindrops.

Photographs by Anton Sorokin

A close-up portrait of a newt.