AO3 + FurAffinity + Patreon Blind cartoonist, writer, and general creative. Not sure what this blog will be yet but here I am. :) All my love to people who use alt text and describe images on this website! Art tumblr: razzekart
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Me: Man, I Feel Like Crap. Tired, Sad, Etc. For No Reason!
Me: Man, I feel like crap. Tired, sad, etc. For no reason!
My vascular system:
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Given the number of drug dealers and rich people intersecting in my life, I'm pretty sure I've been in the room with more than one. A friend during a road trip once confessed to a murder. I continued to hang out with them, the reason seemed legit. XD I've since lost touch but I hope they're doing well.
Obligatory reference to sample size.
In case you ever wondered why I'm Like That, this was a very formative show for me and a lot of weird kids in the 90s staying up late and sneaking a watch of very questionable tv. :D
Speaking of jokes, here's my favorite blind joke (heard on Discord):
Two guys are at a urinal and one notices the other is blind.
"Hey man, can I help you?" says the first guy.
"Sure," the blind guy says. "Can you hold my stick?"
The sighted man reaches for the guy's white cane.
"No, the big one."
HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT SATURDAY JUNE 1ST IS A GREAT DAY TO SUB TO PATREON.COM/SUICIDESAUCE? also that dad is very very shy and you might have to turn up the volume on this to hear him talking but he was so cool to agree to do a silly ad for me so be nice to him. SUB TO PATREON.COM/SUICIDESAUCE TO GET A SKETCH OF YOUR OWN EVERY SINGLE MONTH!
You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?