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How To Deal With Chain Mail
How To Deal With Chain Mail
Literally all you have to do for the chain mail that says "If you don't do _______ that girl will come haunt you and kill you" all you have to say is "good I was craving death anyway" and it completely throws them off guard
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haikyuu text posts, part 5 pt 4 pt 3 pt 2 pt 1
Me:Β Gosh Iβm tired I stayed up so late
Friend:Β Why?
Me: I had to wait until 1:00AM for my boyfriend to get online so we could finally talk for the day
Friend: Aww do you two live in different time zones?
Me: No. The chatroom with 707 doesnβt unlock until 1:00AM and Iβm low on hourglasses to spend in case I miss it.
Friend:Β



Have some sassy office workers to go with your buff conscruction workers.Β
akaashi holiday headcanons? especially a holiday right after an important exam and like what he does during the summer hols? does he go out, study orr etc thanks!!
Every year during winter break, he and his family visit his motherβs parentsβ bed-and-breakfast in Hokkaido. Itβs also a tradition for his birthday (December 5)
He owns a classical menβs kimono which he wears to traditional festivals with his parents (and Bokuto)
I hc that heβs another rich boy, like Futakuchi and Yahaba, so once every two years or so, his family takes an international vacation. Heβs been to Seoul, Shanghai, Tahiti, Paris, and New York City
He has a collection of flags for every new country that he visits
Sometimes he takes day trips to the beach with Bokuto, Kuroo, and Konoha. (Konoha is there for damage control).
His favorite Japanese holiday is Culture Day, which usually happens on or around November 3rd
I also hc that he devoutly practices Shintoism, so holidays related to his religious beliefs are the most important to him
He sends his grandparents origami cranes and other presents on September 19th every year, which is Respect for the Aged Day in Japan
But, of course, he likes celebrating the little days too that arenβt religious, like May 5th (Friendship Day, which he mostly celebrates with Bokuto) and August 8th (International Cat Day, which he celebrates with Nekoma and helps them throw a party for Yaku)
Birthdays are also important to him, especially his family and close friends. He gives them special homemade treats every year
When heβs not on vacation or going to a festival, he likes to stay in and watch cartoons with his younger siblings (I hc that he has two younger siblings, a brother and a sister). He treats himself to a big meal, whether he makes his own or goes out for it, especially after exams