Oh No Im Drowning Overly Clingy Puppy Bf Theo Save Me.oh No Overly Physically Affectionate Theodore Nott

oh no i’m drowning overly clingy puppy bf theo save me….oh no overly physically affectionate theodore nott bf pls save me…….oh no obedient and whipped bf theo nott help

also forgot to add this but like wdym ur writing sex blurbs abt them doing it with u IN THEIR DORMS AND UR LIKE 20..?!?!?!?? HELLO?!?!,! 🙊😲😟

i don’t wanna be mean but when i see ADULTS making content abt the slytherin boys (especially nsfw but in general as well) makes me feel so weird like why r u pushing 25 and talking abt teenagers 😭😭 even aging them up is kinda weird imo like idek it makes me feel icky but anyways

omg their pfps are all so random i love how they match each other’s freaks

the holy trinity.

side note: how can i tag the entire slytherin boys fandom?

sorry i didn’t respond i was talking to my hot nerd tutor art donaldson au bot

i started thinking abt it so i can’t let it go but mattheo riddle is SUCH a no sabo i just KNOWWWW he mispronounces words and misuses grammar in spanish all the freaking time.

m: “me..llamo, um… es”

m: “yo soy…muy bien”

and as if theo wasn’t cocky enough, i feel like he learned spanish just to spite mattheo (also probably to get more game and bc it was easy to learn as a fluent italian).

the first time mattheo learns theo speaks 100x better than him is when he introduces himself to a new student who doesn’t speak english.

t: “hola, come estáis?”

m: “you’ve got to be fucking joking.”

MATTHEO RIDDLE IS WHITE???

well technically since he’s the son of voldy moldy he is, except if you consider his mother, however she might be, is latina. his fancast benjamin wasdworth has mexican origins but he’s american, however the character that we use as inspiration for mattheo, marcus lopez, is from nicaragua

so the fandom has this little headcanon of mattheo speaking spanish/being latino but it’s not entirely canon since the character in himself isn’t !