IM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM

IM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM

LIKE I AM COMPLETELY NORMAL, IM NOT OBSESSING OVER HIM???

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

Alfred: "Master Bruce I've arranged a date for the event tonight, with an heiress--"

Bruce, groaning on principle: "Alfred--"

Alfred: "You'll like her, she won't even mind you disappearing."

Bruce: "Another one? Where do you find them?"

Alfred:

Bruce: "Alfred??"

Alfred: "To tell you the truth Master Bruce, several of them are affluent heirs such as yourself, whose parents disapprove of their... inclinations. *clears throat* Like your cousin."

Bruce: "Oh. Oh."

Bruce: "Well that's perfect then. So I'll just leave and they'll assume--"

Alfred: "That you're sneaking off to meet your boyfriend in Metropolis."

Bruce:

Alfred: "It's amazing what trust you can gain when you tell the truth."

I am completely normal about this picture

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