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while there are legitimate examples of hypocritical thinking in...probably every subculture imaginable i feel like at least 80% of the posts online that are like "people say they want X, but then they do contradictory behaviour Y" are describing two different people with opposing opinions

Humoongus

Mushroom Pokemon Type: Grass, Poison Size: 4′6″ | 62.8 lbs  Ability: Effect Spore or Aftermath (Hidden Ability: Regenerator) 

Evolves from Amoonguss when exposed to a Leaf Stone.

Description: When Amoonguss’s Poké Ball caps fail to fool prey anymore, they seek out a dark,humid place and undergo a period of growth, evolving into Humoongus. Abandoning their ruse, these lumbering fungus settle in damp forests, where they stand patiently in wait of prey to wander by. Once in range, they strike with powerful swings of their arms. The action releases poison spores that spread out and cling to anything nearby; if their physical attack fails, their spores will not. Humoongus’s scarlet coloration is a side effect of their poison’s increased potency. Trainers may evolve their Amoonguss into Humoongus by exposing it to a Leaf Stone.

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what ive learned from making joke headcanons is that within an hour theyre usually no longer a joke

Aussie the Koala

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Born July 10, 2008

Hiding high up in a tree Hoping no one will find me Some peace and quiet I have found Ahhh, yes . . . I cannot hear a sound !

This seller got decent pictures of the inside of the secret code tag!