Jason: There's A Thin Line Between Being A Genius And Being An Idiot.

Jason: There's a thin line between being a genius and being an idiot.

Jason: Tim uses that line as a fucking jump rope.

more for @batfam-big-bang! + a couple of bonus sketches that i wish i had time to finish!!

this is for @llisona's fic "what could have been", about jason falling into other dimension in which he is "dead" and his relationship with dick. when i read the premise i was like 'i need to draw for this' haha go check it out!

ALIEN (1979) PROMPTS @clownofspades

harley said "i can't lie to you about your chances, but… you have my sympathies."

He was counting out the bullets as he loaded them, keeping a mental note of how many he had in the gun, in his pockets, because he'd use every last one to pump into the bastard's body if he had his say in the matter. It didn't matter if Jason had been beaten down by the man before-- killed by him before. Jason wanted to go home.

And he wouldn't until the Joker was under the damn dirt.

"If this chance don't fuckin' work, I'll wake up in a coffin and I'll try the fuck again until he does," he grunted out, not focused on the woman. "Thanks for the information... and the sympathies."

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

A meme for muses who don't take breaks.

Change pronouns and wording to your heart's content to best suit your muse.

"You've been staring at that screen for hours."

"I'm surprised that your butt ever comes off of that chair anymore."

"Coffee break? I think you need one."

"Some fresh air will get your ideas flowing again, trust me."

"You know the company's suckering you if you don't take your breaks, right?"

"Watching you makes me anxious that I'm not working hard enough."

"You need to take time out for yourself, or you're going to burn out."

"This isn't healthy."

"Finish up and let's go, already."

"It looks great, sure, but when did you last sleep?"

"My in-tray is a LOT heavier than my eye bags, believe me."

"I can't afford to stop here."

"Let's put a pin in this and come back to it tomorrow."

"Think we can crunch this out if we stay all night?"

"Stressing over deadlines all the time is going to bring your own 'dead-line' way, way closer."

"There's gotta be more to life than this."

"You need to learn how to switch off."

"I wish you cared as much about me as you do about your work."

"People criticising just don't recognise how dedicated you are."

"Who do you think is going to finish the project if you make yourself sick?"

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🚙 means of transport — without a doubt jason prefers a motorcycle. he likes their ability to get in places a car can't. that being said? he really should not be allowed to drive. while he's never been in an accident, he's certainly caused some. second favorite? batmobile. hands down.