You Know Me Too Well Tumblr, Of Course I Am Interested, It One Of My Tumblr Crushes, How Could I Not

You know me too well Tumblr, of course I am interested, it one of my Tumblr Crushes, how could I not be interested? 😏😏😏

(also I love your new profile pic @casmick-consequences I am glad Tumblr showed it to me by notification)

Who leaked my secret crushes that even I didn't know about?

Well, anyways... Hello cutie cutes @kimmycup @casmick-consequences 😏😏😏

Mine just know that I am too shy and anxious to do it myself XD my Tumblr is like:

It definitely want to find me some good mutuals and/or partner (in crime) and it's hinting heavily towards you and @casmick-consequences xD

Who leaked my secret crushes that even I didn't know about?

Well, anyways... Hello cutie cutes @kimmycup @casmick-consequences 😏😏😏

Was I fast enough, Tumblr? Did your crush-senses tingled and you were like "GET ME RAMZI HERE, IMMEDIATELY!"

Sorry I was late, but you know... Classes and Professors who don't respect students' time xD

Anyway, what you got for me, @kimmycup ? Have I ever told you that I adore your username? It's adorable and cute (just like you) ^-^

Who leaked my secret crushes that even I didn't know about?

Well, anyways... Hello cutie cutes @kimmycup @casmick-consequences 😏😏😏

Most of the tumblr trends are pretty self contained - I don’t go around telling everyone about horse plinko or referencing the live slug reaction too much, or saying “eeby deeby” or anything like that around non-tumblrinas. So why is it that I keep wanting to turn towards everyone I know and say “hey have you seen the 1973 Martin Scorsese film Goncharov yet”

*hiding all Goncharov merch and memes under a blanket* what Goncharov? I don't know any Goncharov... There is no such thing like Goncharov

alright gang. goncharov made it to tiktok....now its time to actually gaslight gatekeep goncharov and completely erase it from existence

This got me at frög... Man, I love frögs