Transcript Under The Cut, But Frankly I Think This Is Best Experienced Blind

transcript under the cut, but frankly i think this is best experienced blind

“if you see something you like, it’s yours!”

[cartoon boing sound effect]

[nervous laughter] “okay!… wait, so…”

“this is big, huh?”

“you’re too nice! don’t worry, i can take it. not the whole thing, thank goodness, that’d be really hard.”

[loud, repetitive metal clanging]

“yes! this is gonna be fun!”

[clanging continued]

“please, go on.”

[clanging speeds up]

“serves me right! that’s it, make me take my medicine!”

[disjointed metal falling sound, layered with Yes Man’s “woohoo!”]

“you really know how to make a robot happy!”

[cartoon smooch sound effect]

“i love you too.”

Putting all my points into science so I can get to know u better

Benny and his son ( I need to post more of my stuff on here )

He's a married man.

*fixes their glasses and starts reading a report on the scene*

Dear mutuals,

I've been really busy with my studies, hence why the editing process is progressing rather slowly. However, do not fret! This fic is still being worked on and closes to the date of its publication every single day.

With a lot of love to Yes Man,

Reibekuchen.

*leaves the scene and starts running away as soon as they reach the ground so that they still can catch a bus before it's too late*

Have you kissed your computer today?

[I wondered about yes-man being a terminal because... what of he liked to be held? TEEHEE...]