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BBC Sport

Carlos Alcaraz critical of amount of tennis fixtures

Spanish star Carlos Alcaraz says "probably, they are going to kill us in some way" as he criticises the congested tennis calendar.

Just seen this on BBC news - he's not the first person I've seen saying this in the last couple of weeks

Oh. God. What do you mean we have to win TWO MORE matches? Please to be sending some valium or something LMAO

OK, so... I want Alcaraz/Ruud to beat Shelton/Tiaoe, Medvedev to beat Shelton, Tiafoe to beat Zverev and Alcaraz to beat Fritz.

Surely that's not too much to ask?

*leaves offerings of strawberries & cream for the Tennis Gods*

[edited because I can't do maths. thank you @internalweepingmentality sorry Ben]

you are a disgusting little whore for objectifying and sexualising hardworking athletic men like you do, go to hell

daily affirmations

I've said this before, and I'll say it again (and again and again) - if this is my happily ever after, I am the luckiest llama in the world.

It's the Race to World First in World of Warcraft. This is Li's Big Thing. So she's sitting watching that, while I'm sitting on the couch watching the tennis and writing Sincaraz porn. And it's just natural and comfortable and I have the best fucking life and I want this to be forever.

(We met Oct 2020, started dating Jan 2021, got engaged Jan 2022, moved in together at the beginning of Sept 2024 so this is still super new to me - also slowest lesbian relationship in the world LMFAO)