This Is Soooo Me Lol Except Delete Everything You Just Said And Replace It With A Tasteful Poem About

This is soooo me lol except delete everything you just said and replace it with a tasteful poem about a beautiful young man with strong shapely arms and a firm curvaceous body

Just saw someone ask for someone's irl age in their bio for "safety" or some shit and--

Friends, I'm telling you: this is the internet. There should be no expectation of access to your personal information.

Say nothing! Or if that doesn't work for you, fucking lie. Use a pseud! Say you live in a snail's shell off the coast of New Brunswick! Answer every info-gathering question asked of you with a different, less comprehensible answer! Tell anyone who says you've got to put your real age in your bio that you're 85, ta ever so, and they're very rude to bother you with this!

But your first step to internet safety is to say nothing.

Make it harder for bad actors to find you, manipulate you, or steal all your shit.

The good actors won't fucking ask.

Stop making me have earthly desires

pretending this ask was sent to me by a lithe and pathetic young catholic priest with sad eyes who's never felt this way before and is also tired and shaking and sweating and miserable

Would you spank me & how & with what 😈

vampire!fafa catches himself a lianlian 🦇

full pics on p/atreon