Lick It All... Like A Good Boy You Are #sflower

Lick it all... like a good boy you are #sflower

Let them cook

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

Why do so many subs have pretty tattoos 👀

There's such an obvious difference between looking at someone and knowing they're doing everything while considering your pleasure and looking at someone and knowing they're doing it all for theirs

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?