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after like 5-7 traumatic experiences everything just becomes funny tbh

You know that the drivers spoke more to Ollie in the span of two days than they have to Logan in a year

I’ll never be over them.

"Do you think they explored each other's bodies" girl it happened on live tv

“tortured poets department” and it’s just the 2010 f1 grid

On the floor with tears in my eyes

Love that Roier always has the same look

Istg if something comes out about Markiplier, Charlie, or Philza being bad people I’m rejecting humanity and becoming a fish that lives at the bottom of the ocean

Okay but Williams not only assuring Logan multiple times that his health is more important than his race, showing genuine care, then blocking the cameras from seeing him struggling to get out of the car? That's the gold standard of how teams should support their drivers

me when danica patrick appeared on screen

Me whenever he races

we did it

For those of you who would looooove content that is just straight badass Mando (not that there is something wrong with smut but come on??)

(Re)convene Time travel, whole gang of Ezra, Din, Boba, Fennec, Omega, Ashoka, we go fuck palp up!

According To Creed Every chapter is like a new episode of The Mandalorian, kinda awesome ;3

All hail the Mand'alor Wholesome badassory, where everything is great <3 Now this one is a little tricky with it’s chronological order. I don’t really agree with the authors choice. I might be wrong, but here is how i would read it;

The found The name (first chapter) The council The historian The legend The temple The name (fourth chapter) The name (second chapter) The name (third chapter) The name (sixth chapter) The leader The name (fifth chapter) The son The name (seventh chapter) The name (eighth chapter)

All help us survive Din forces Boba to be part of the mandoade 😆 Aliit ori'shya tal'din A uncompleted story about a dad failing to not adopt every child he meets.

An Unworthy Hand Seconds after Grogu was taken away by Luke, what was going on in Din's mind?

All the story's A ridiculous and comedic story of "what happens after Din leaves with Grogu after Tattoine". Sadly, the author discontinued the story since the didn’t know how to keep it going...

Back in Beskar Another hilarious story of what happens after Grogu and Luke takes off in season 2. XD

Mand'alor'ika DIN IS TINY!!! I REPEAT, DIN IS TINY!!!! (adult mind in tiny body back in time)

Blow in Like a Hurricane (Everyone Will Know my Name) Nobody seems to realise that the unsuspecting Din is actually Mand'alor. Including Luke and Leia XD Buir Everyone’s POV on the Dadalorian and Grogurt.

Clones and Kings Rex gets a task from Ashoka, "Take care of this dude. He is a magnet for disasters" Curse and Cure Din takes (tries) his role as the Mand'alor with some help from Luke, Leia and other members of the universe. Demons Run When a Good Man Goes to War Evil people has done something bad to someone (it's Grogu, always is), and Din is royaly pissed off. Din Djarin and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Time Travel Incident Time travel, Din meets Anakin and Obi. Anakin is convinced that Din is some oooold Mandalorian.

Filling the Empty Nest Din figures out what to do with himself after season 2, misses Grogu, and somehow ends up rebuilding Mandalore. From Foundling to Father Din is eight. Gets rescued. His dad learns how to be a dad to him. (I seriously wish the author will continue the story T.T) Short works Some sad some interesting. Honor thy Clan What would happen if most of the survivors after the purge was children? General Mudhorn (and the time traveling bush) Just like the title says, plus som time travel Grogu's Adventures in Acquiring a Buir Grogus POV from the beginning to the moment Luke takes him away. Homebound Ain’t some teenage angst Ben Solo going to stop the might Grogu! if love is the answer, you're home Din is just being a dad, missing his son. And then there is Luke who is really bad at tracking.. In harmony The ehh.... the armor is alive... The Mand’alor and the Jedi These stories are by faaaar the best ones out there. I can’t give the author enough love. The writing, the pacing, all the characters that stays.... I can’t recommend it enough! If you love The Mandalorian, then you will DEFINITELY love these works!!!!!! Lost in time The clones Rex, Cody and Fives travel forward in time. Din's dad instincts kicks in. Mandalorian Menace Time travel, Din adops Anakin. F*** you Jedi more alike than apart Din and Sabine doing a heist and become mandosiblings (boba and Din are bros)😎 My Neighbor, My Neighbor, and Me Modern AU Din and others No Holy Cities Around the time when Din is introduced to the mandalorians. Nowhere King Time travel. Din has been Mand'alor for a long time, and then... the most horrible happens... he comes from nowhere and plans to fix the galaxy. Only the Parent You Will Be Hera Syndulla and Din Djarin's children call to each other and then stuff happens. Oya Manda'lor! (15 years and up (cus this ain’t america), warning of smut) This one is mostly 98% badass buuut... ehh... there is mentioning of smut.. and the other works of the same person... is hella ssmutty 😳 Time travel, Din meets Jaster. Phoenix Rising: Stronger Together Duology (15 years and up (cus this ain’t america), warning of smut) This one... again, mostly badass, around 89% badass. There is smut😑 Din is in pieces after Grogu left with Luke. Ashoka comforts him and Bo-Katan is a bitch. Ring out the song of the Midnight Blade Din and the darksaber takes on the empire. Highly recommend that you listen to the song at the same time you read this one. https://youtu.be/toJD2eJ4zvo Suddenly, I'm Respectable AU in which Bail and Breha Organa have a backup plan in place for Leia's rescue. The Consequences of Wearing a Touchy Mystical Laser Sword Din (and some others (not gonna tell😉)) shrink to their child sizes and try to fix the galaxy. Some humor, hehe. The Deserter Okey... everyone is allowed to pine for Din, but Din is as sexual as a brickwall!!!! The Pros and Cons of Time Travel and Force Visions Time travel. Mando being (as usual) a himbo, while senators and Jedi try to understand the situation... The Way of Conquest Time travel. Me, the force, Yoda and the author are giggling like maniacs 8D Truth and Consequences Okey soooo this one doesn’t really have Din in it... much... Tor Vizla and Jaster Mereel gets bonked on their heads by their grandchildren. The Mandalorian and the Rebel Spy Cassian gets adopted by Din's buir and they, sort of, grews up together. They're Gonna Give You Hell This one is by far the funniest shit ever🤣 do NOT read where you need to be quiet!! (i accidentally laughed in a quiet auditorium...) Time is a social construct Time travel, Din adopts Satine and Obi. Trust Luke travel to Mandalor and training begins. Vortex Amnesia for Din, he only remember that Grogu left. Nope. 2 years have gone by! You Can Worship the Ashes Time travel. Din saves Fives. you were only waiting for this moment to arise Rey gets (sort of) adopted by Din.

Im reaching new levels of Star Wars obsession with my newest interest in learning Mando’a…

Its not enough that i got obi wan kenobi brain rot since Kenobi came out, now I want to learn a fictional language that i can speak with nobody

Bryce Dallas Howard did this scene for Din’s whores (i am whore)

female gaze has been achieved 😮‍💨

mando s3 ep6 spoilers:

din’s better than me because i would’ve snatched the darksaber back so fast

Dang it, Disney. I’m not watching for Bo-Katan. I’m watching for Din Djarin. Give my man back the Darksaber and make him Mand’alor, you cowards.

While I’m at it, give him a new long gun like he had in season 1.

Meanwhile, can I please have a Star Wars show that has a consistent main character. Din Djarin hasn’t felt like a main character since he usurped that role in Boba Fett’s show.

I’m in literal tears right now. Wtf are the writers doing to our beloved Din Djarin?

So, episode 3 of the Mandalorian was interesting, but I’m not sure I’d call it entertaining. My spoiler free statement is that, while I understand the need to establish more plot/conflict, I also want to see Din Djarin be the Mandalorian badass he was back in season 1 and 2.

Because Bo-Katan has been accepted by the covert after removing her helmet and seeing the Mythosaur, I want Din to feel rage. To see red. He was kicked out from the covert for showing his face while SAVING HIS FOUNDLING but Bo-Katan gets off scot-free after reluctantly joining Din on his quest to the living waters and meeting up with his Tribe because she’s gonna recruit others.

Din dedicated his life to the covert while Bo insulted him and his people by calling it a cult. She insinuated his beliefs were silly and childish - calling the Mythosaur a fairytale. Din has grown up in this tribe, forged himself to fit to their codes and values. He trained with them, fought with them and has put his life on the line for them. Din rightfully won the darksaber too but it seems like he’s being pushed to the background a bit (both by the covert and by the show itself).

And yet here she is. Helmetless and an apostate once more. But with the Armourer claiming she will herald in a new age of Mandalore after seeing the mythosaur, the others must accept her. His tribe is accepting the mandalorian who has lost Mandalore countless times, to the Sith, to the Empire and to Moff Gideon.

For now, he’s putting up with it. But this grudge is gonna build and it might end with Din, blood-covered and helmet removed with a gloating smile after beating Bo-Katan when she challenges him for the darksaber.

I love the idea of Din being the most gentle and calm Mand’alor the galaxy can remember. The New Republic politicians and royalty reluctantly invite the new Mand’alor to big events and they expect a blustering meathead or a stoic dickhead but instead they get this soft-spoken man with an alien baby in his arms and the most overprotective guards ever. Everyone introduces themselves and Din takes off his helmet to properly greet these important people and they don’t know what they expected but it certainly wasn’t expressive brown eyes and curly brown hair and a permanent expression of vague confusion on a calming face.

He unwittingly charms everyone in the room within weeks and becomes the talk of the galaxy, although he doesn’t pay attention enough to know that. He’s a personal friend to Princess Leia. He has influence over Boba Freakin’ Fett. Luke Skywalker himself is teaching his child. He clearly isn’t used to controlling his expressions and his face is always charmingly open. He’s kind and patient and doesn’t mind when people’s children bother him. He’ll sit still and let the children of visiting diplomats climb all over him without a word of complaint, even giving presentations while the children tug at his cape and pull at his hands. He’s beaten all of his guards in spars and then beat everyone else’s just to prove a point to those who thought his lack of diplomatic experience made him weak. Sometimes he brings his little jedi child, and when he does everyone knows not to bother discussing anything important because the Mand’alor will not be paying attention to anything but the child.

One time during an event he laughed brightly at something someone said and then got nervous when he realized everyone was staring. One time a senator accidentally sneezed on him and got bumrushed by his entire mandalorian guard while the Mand’alor stood there baffled. One time Prince Consort Solo spilled soup in the Mand’alor’s lap and the Mand’alor apologized. One time Senator Xiono’s kid stole the Mand’alor’s helmet and the Mand’alor let him play with it for the entire day, chuckling at Senator Xiono’s clear despair. One time he scolded Luke Freaking Skywalker over a teaching disagreement and Luke Skywalker apologized and called him sir.

Suddenly Din is getting marriage proposals all over the place. Mandalore is thriving with all the generous help and donations galactic bigwigs suddenly seem eager to shove into Din’s hands. People fall all over themselves to offer their assistance if Din (and by extension Mandalore) even looks like he might need help, cooing at how he never asks for help. Suddenly Mandalore is a place you absolutely Do Not Mess With unless you want half the galaxy jumping down your throat. Din gets all these admirers and new friends and support and has absolutely no idea what he could have done to prompt it. The galaxy loves him. Mandalore loves him. Ben Solo gets an actual role model. Bo-Katan is fuming.

din had such a good set up- winning the darksaber from one of Mandalores biggest enemies. Getting a royal ship. Wearing pure beskar armour.

I think we all like the trope of reluctant king and from what we see in this ep and previous ones is that Din actually can communicate effectively with other species and settle disputes. He also literally the covert get land in Nevarro so they’re not dying from a giant lizard everyday.

He just had so much potential and I’m pissed they haven’t explored him being a ruler and focused on Bo instead.

Sometimes I open Ao3 as one would a fridge in the middle of the night. Hungry, but not willing to commit to anything that is in there and hopping a miracle will make something new and appetising appear out of thin air if only I close it and open again.

Saw that ao3 was down again - immediately ran to tumblr to see if it was trending. Was not disappointed