Im A Feminist Obviously But I Really Wouldnt Mind Him Saving Me

🎵I’m a feminist obviously but I really wouldn’t mind him saving me🎶

"I don't like hot chocolate" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

me, a writer, at 3am: WHAT? I CANT FIND THE SPECIFIC FANFIC THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND WITH A WHOLE PLOT AND ORIGINAL CHARACTERS??? WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE??? DO THEY EXPECT ME TO WRITE THE STORY I THOUGHT UP OF???

Venom being mad that Spider-Man!Reader moved next door, fully expecting his multiversal nemesis Peter Parker, but instead gets a rather lovely neighbor that has both him and Eddie weak at the knees :(

Y/N pointing to Thor: Guy who has a boss health bar.

Y/N pointing to Tony: Guy that has a “divorce playlist”.

Y/N pointing to Pietro: Guy who makes “your mom” jokes to their siblings.

Y/N pointing to Wade: Guy who is polyamorous only to grow their army.

Y/N pointing to Vison: Guy who calls it “Maroon 7.13” adjusted to inflation.

Y/N pointing to Sam: Guy who says “no homo” but proceeds to say the absolute most homo stuff.

Y/N pointing to Scott: Guy that is just kinda there, nobody knows why.

lewis hamilton.