My One Skill Is Expertly Manipulating The Shape Of The Eggs Im Cooking So That They Fit Perfectly Onto

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

--- for World Elephant Day.

I'm gonna send you a children's poem and you can't stop me about it. What are you gonna do? Nothing. Here you go.

Eletelephony

By Laura Elizabeth Richards

Once there was an elephant,

Who tried to use the telephant—

No! No! I mean an elephone

Who tried to use the telephone—

(Dear me! I am not certain quite

That even now I've got it right.)

Howe'er it was, he got his trunk

Entangled in the telephunk;

The more he tried to get it free,

The louder buzzed the telephee—

(I fear I'd better drop the song

Of elephop and telephong!)

The elephant tried to use a telephone 🥺❤❤❤

People in badly written fantasy stories will usually talk about the major historical events of their world and how magic has affected the lives of everyone, but ask a person in the real world to describe the effects of WWI and the invention of the combustion engine on modern life and they’d probably couldn’t tell you.

With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is

So!

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