I Believe In Dame Aylin Supremacy

I believe in Dame Aylin supremacy 🥰

Round 1, Side B - Dame Aylin (Baldur's Gate 3) vs. Link (The Legend of Zelda)

Propaganda:

Dame Aylin (Baldur's Gate 3)

brutally kills a power hungry asshole trying to enslave her -Extremely devoted to her gf - i want her to throw me like a football

Link (The Legend of Zelda)

He's literally a royal knight on a quest to save the princess. I don't know how you get any more paladin than that. Just ignore the fact that he canonically ate a rock once and spends a good portion of his time swimming in dirty pond water.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

real life society: we need to ban tiktok because china is evil

my ideal society: new species of deer was just discovered in Peru. it is shown on all news channels and the entire population spends the day discussing & reflecting on life's diversity, people are let off work early

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

half a year of unrelenting genocide in Gaza, please don’t stop caring. they are so tired, they cannot be the only ones participating in their own liberation. we have to keep caring