Rian Johnson I Am Begging You To Reconsider The Knives Out X Muppet Crossover

rian johnson i am begging you to reconsider the knives out x muppet crossover

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal

me and my brother:

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just... thinking about when Izzy said "boyfriend" in ep 10, he was being homophobic, but also he just like. fully meant it. Like he genuinely thought they were fucking on deck in episode 5. He doesn't even wanna know what they were doing in the privacy of the captain's cabin. He straight up references them as an item bc they've been dating for like a month to him. He probably thinks they've been saying "I love you" to each other all gooey and mushy whenever he's out of earshot. I doubt the show will take the time to give Izzy the correct information, but imagine how funny that would be for him to learn that they kissed closed-lipped ONCE and that's it. On the other hand maybe he would feel a little vindicated. Stede is such a loser of a pirate he couldn't even properly seduce Ed.

The worlds smallest snail has just started to go freak mode on a succulent apple slice

afghan hounds are such weird looking dogs it’s like if a politician’s wife made a fursona