The Egg Is Hypoallergenic, Pass It On

the egg is hypoallergenic, pass it on

in other words, ant and bad are here and it is currently a standoff abt one party trying to clear away the vines and- hey actually how the fuck did they get there so fast? 

sam and hannah had just started clearing off the vines and those two materialized like a fucking leprechaun. 

…they’re Really connected to the egg huh, like We Been Knew but that is terrifying in practice. 

Skeppy and BBH has that thing where historians call them best friends while they lived together, never married, raised kids together and are buried in the same grave.

Except they actually are just best friends.

out here giving EVERYONE a role

Sapnap: on probably 2 hearts with no armor, jumps in front of bad to protect him

George: gets hit once “ I’M D Y I N G ”

Corrupted!Bad slowly turning his head to look EXACTLY where Tubbo and Ranboo are hiding is HORRIFYING, how does he always know???

What made the egglore so inclusive to every cc in dsmp is that it doesn't rely on pre-established relationships

Characters don't have to be canonicaly associated with anyone in the badlands to join the lore, they could just plant the red vines THEN BOOM LORE MODE ACTIVATED