Bad: Whats Your Favourite Thing In The World?

Bad: what’s your favourite thing in the world?

Sapnap: those little plastic tables you get on pizzas

George: why?

Sapnap: because you don’t always get them so when you do, I feel like it’s gonna be a good week :)

*months later*

Bad: Dream why do you have all of these mini white pizza tables?

Dream: I want to put them on all of Sapnap’s pizzas so that he always feels optimistic about the week ahead :)

Bad: aww that’s nice *walks away and finds George also with a bunch of mini pizza tables*

Bad: aww George are you helping Sapnap too?

George: what? Oh god no. These are all the pizza tables I’ve stolen in the past before giving Sapnap his pizza

Bad: what? Why?

George: I don’t do it all the time, just once in a while. I like to keep him on his toes. I don’t want him getting too happy with his life

so l’sandberg and c!Foolish are going to war and c!Foolish threatened c!Bad with mercenaries and hitmen if he doesn’t make the l’sandberg flags white. the best part of this semi lore in cc!Puffy’s stream is how they go from lore to “tall mamma”. that and the war threats while puffy twerks on l’sandberg

Bad being devastated over thinking he lost Skeppy is sad and all but the dramatic irony of knowing no one kidnapped Skeppy and the box man just went rogue and went FOOLISH KIDNAPPED ME LMFAO makes it funny to me. Skeppy’s just being the heartless gremlin icon he always is while Bad is pining. It’s like one of them thinks they’re in a rom-com and the other thinks its a romantic tragedy.

Okay so now that Sam participated in L'Sandburg lore AND was in favor of Bad I think it's safe to assume that the entirety of the Badlands is canonically back together post Egg arc you can't tell me otherwise ♥

Feral boys as brothers (in age order):

BBH: the oldest brother who wants to help and keep everybody safe. Keeps Sapnap, George and Quackity in check. Emotional support for Dream and Karl

George: feral second child who didn’t want any younger siblings so he makes their lives hell. He is most likely to listen to Dream or Bad and has a pact with Quackity to help make sure the other 4 suffer. Was pampered before Karl came along and was relieved Quackity would be the last until Sapnap came along.

Karl: the child all the grandparents love. All of his older relatives pinch his cheeks and give him sweets. Has a soft spot for Sapnap and will often defend him in fights against George and Quackity.

Dream: the responsible voice of reason. The middle child who makes sure George and Sapnap don’t kill eachother. Is the only person to make them both behave. Helps Bad in the role of looking after everyone despite being the 3rd youngest. Is the charmer of the family

Quackity: a little shit. Relatives find him cute and try to pinch his cheeks too but he quickly ducks away. Put his middle finger up to his great auntie once. Is the only younger sibling that George was happy about having. Bad is so done with him. He is everyone’s favourite sibling though apart from Dream who hates how rowdy he is

Sapnap: the youngest who is constantly bullied. Trying his best. Easily influenced by Dream. You’d think he would be babied when in reality all of his brothers bully him. Usually goes to Karl or Dream for help with emotions. Goes to Bad or George for help with homework. Goes to Quackity for fun

aha, you guys are overthinking this!! it's minecraft roleplay, haha!!

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have you guys considered how none of the original eight members talk anymore and how they all split apart from each other, except for callahan and alyssa, who straight up don't appear anymore, instead staying in the background and in their friends chats instead of hanging out like they used to? the community house was more than the first landmark on the server, it was their house, and dream blowing it up meant so much more than just 'oh no, he's cutting attachments', it was him ending their friend group's bond.

haha.