Me: Creates A Character For An Original Story Im Writing.

Me: creates a character for an original story I’m writing.

Also me: GIVE HIM ALL THE STUFF YOU HAVE. DUDE IM SORRY YOU NOW HAVE AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS AND BOUTS OF DEREALIZATION. THIS STORY IS GONNA BE FUNNNN

Kinda long poem so it’s mostly under the cut

I took the fast train

And I rode it in style.

With the loot that I gained,

I’m not stayin’ for trial.

“Hands up!” Said a Stranger

Busting down the door.

I knew there was danger

When his boots hit the floor.

“Keep ‘em high, pretty eyes,”

Said the Stranger to me.

“There’s no reason to die,

I just want gold, you see.”

“Well stranger,” says I,

“I’m sorry to tell

I tossed mine all down

In the wishing well.”

“What did you wish for?”

The stranger asked me.

“I wished for a stranger,

So handsome to see.

“I wished for a stranger,

To take me away.

So now that you’re here,

No need to delay.

“I’m outside the law

And folks I have none.

It’s nice having comp’ny

When you’re on the run.”

“Come on.” Said the Stranger.

“I just want the pearls.

Not some idiot thief

With mud water curls.”

“Too bad.” Says I,

While drawing sidearm.

“I hoped this would end

With doing no harm.”

“What kinda jewels did

You toss in that well?”

The Stranger was planning.

He knew, I could tell.

“I guess that depends,”

I said with a wink,

“On what you say next.

Go on then: think.”

Continue the story?

It’s so weird waking up in the middle of the night and freaking out cuz your hands don’t feel like your hands

Reblog if you are Steve trying to socialize.

Ever just think “imma say the most unhinged shit”

And then you don’t?

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.