Half Asleep Napping Before I Have To Leave For Alaska And This Stupid Joke Is The Last Thing I Remember

Half asleep napping before I have to leave for Alaska and this stupid joke is the last thing I remember

What’s the difference between bug and people? Bugs can rug but only people know snug

currently laying i bed whispering “wow epic sauce moment” to myself over and over because i saw a cool fanart

okay chat that’s it no more insanity i’m completely normal and i react to media that i like in completely normal ways

i may have the attention span of a meth smoking squirrel with adhd and i may not realize that i look like a complete and utter loser unironically and i may not remember my times tables and i may be genuinely difficult to have idle conversation with and

a non-subtext hannibal sex scene would be like: *will in therapy with bedelia, slutty outfit on, recounting the event just to torment her* *tasteful artsy shots of hannigram doing it (flesh sliding against flesh, close-ups of trembling eyelashes, drops of sweat rolling down skin)* *metal pipes tumbling down the stairs dot mp3 gets louder* *alternating shots of them in the kitchen and in the bedroom: a knife cutting into meat, a hand brushing a knife scar. swallowing wine, swallowing bodily fluids. etc.* *will narrating over it like: "to know is to consume and to consume is to become... and hannibal knows me, with all the teeth at his disposal..."* *interspersed shots of them procuring the 'food': knife stab parallels the other kind of penetration, a frightened scream is followed by one of rupture* *"we teach each other to hunger and to yearn, and we feed one another over.. and over.. and over"* *cut to bedelia looking like she will bill him six times her usual fee*