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Riskegirl - Oh, The Things - Tumblr Blog
I’d sell my parents and both sisters to see Yoongi do this dance challenge
If dancing SHOOKY doesn’t make your day, we don’t know what will.
We sense your toe wiggle. Get up and get in. #SHOOKYdancechallenge
#SHOOKY #CRUNCHYSQUAD #8Bit #Song #BT21
when he pull out the d for the first time and its bigger than u thought it’d be
then u try to calculate if you can handle that length
and ur not too sure…..
BUT THEN HE PULL OUT DAT LUBE
So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.
Hell yes
Ben Hargreeves, in possession of the one (1) brain cell
please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks
This sounds like every time my family gets together.
Five: So. Who broke the coffee maker? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Mom: I did. I broke it.
Five: No, Mom. No you didn’t. Diego?
Diego: Don’t look at me. Look at Luther.
Luther: What? I didn’t break it.
Diego: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Luther: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Diego: Suspicious.
Luther: No it’s not!
Allison: If it matters, probably not, but Klaus was the last one to use it.
Klaus: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Allison: Oh really? Then what were you doing by it earlier?
Klaus: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!
Mom: Ok, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me replace it, Five.
Five: No! Who broke it?!
Luther: Five… Vanya’s been awfully quiet.
Vanya: Really?!
[everyone starts arguing]
Five [to himself]: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
I didn’t know what my life was missing until now
i think we’re alone now
songs from the umbrella academy soundtrack + songs that should’ve been on the umbrella academy soundtrack
{listen here}
This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!
Regardless of the sentiment, the reality is that this site should be able to censor the art for the whole community
A better, more positive Tumblr
Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.
Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).
Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.
So what is changing?
Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.
Why are we doing this?
It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.
Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.
So what’s next?
Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.
Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.
Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.
Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.
Jeff D’Onofrio CEO
For real though. People cling blindly to “this is the way the founding fathers wanted it” without realizing that the founding fathers #1 would have had no concept of what our modern society would look like or need and #2 that the founding fathers RECOGNIZED THAT and therefore set up government so that it could be changed. People are just fine using new technology in their homes, recognizing discoveries and changes that are useful to them. But try to change a part of the government that’s antiquated? Burn the witches!
HELL YES
That guest of Sen. Dean Heller is none other than known Nazi Peter Cvjetanovic. It would be a shame if the electorate in Nevada found out about this from the asshole who said he wouldn’t take away healthcare and then voted to repeal it anyway.
Reblog if you're a Ravenclaw.
gryffindor | hufflepuff | slytherin
Holy shit I thought I was having a stroke or something
ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.
ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.
ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.
Holy crap yes! So frustrating!
I hate how tumblr doesn’t have dates like you never know when something’s been posted. was it posted yesterday? last week? when George Bush was in office? during the war of 1812? the Precambrian era? idk man
And “following up on my previous email” really means “stop fucking ignoring me”
The investigation on whether or not this constitutes a hate crime should only take about 5 min.
