Just Because I'm Not Sure I'm Ever Going To Get Around To Writing Fic About It, I'm Going To Be Insane

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Just because I'm not sure I'm ever going to get around to writing fic about it, I'm going to be insane about Michael Thecoolperson for a second

ANYWAY while I think that Vyvyan's probably already had the majority of his big life meltdown by the time the series starts, and Rick and Neil probably are in the middle of theirs during, I don't think Mike has his until his mid to late 20s

Mike is a man who prides himself on connection. On being calm and collected and most importantly in control. Mike has had a vision for his life since he was tiny, and come hell or high water, he's going to be that person. And one day, he's going to wake up, and he's going to be 28 years old, and getting his daughter ready for school, and she's going to do something- cover up a bruise, say something particularly charming and quick witted- and it's going to remind him of himself at her age, and the imposter syndrome is going to hit him like a ton of bricks, and his entire world is gonna come crashing down around him.

cheeky cheeky!

goth damn it, why are there not more photos of Rik with a beard 😭😭😭

Made a helpful little infographic.

Goofy Goobers! 😂

Taking a moment.