Just Wanted To Remind Y'all Of Their Height Difference:

Just wanted to remind y'all of their height difference:

@kayunivy, you mentioned that Abi was very short/small so here is your reminder specifically LMFAOOOO

So agnsty I love it! Credit to the owner!

something calling to get closer | pattinson!batman

series: staring into the echo | 1 | 2 | 3  pairing: pattinson!batman x reader  summary: bruce can’t wait to see you any longer. wc: 1.7k+  genre: angsty, reader has doubts about feelings, sad, but has a happy ending (in part 3 <3) 

There are three text messages on your phone when you wake up.

One is from Gordon to confirm your breakfast attendance. You still have thirty minutes before you needed to be there.

The other two send your heart into a gallop.

11:15 pm: Bruce: Hey, everything okay? I saw you leave. Just checking in.

Another text follows Bruce’s last one by an hour and a half.

12:45 pm: Bruce: I know you’re probably asleep. Would it be okay if I stopped by tomorrow morning? Alfred made you some biscuits he wants you to try. I want to talk to you. Didn’t get to say much before you went back to the department.

Gordon must have filled him in on you going to fill out paperwork. You’re surprised Bruce remembered. He did have a beautiful woman in front of him and all.

You sigh. That isn’t fair. Bruce at least cares about you in a professional manner, if not in the personal way you’re starting to understand you wish he did.

He did care enough to text.

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sleeping headcanons about bruce/reader… need to see that man rest, or like blink for more than a second

you are so real for this

bruce would be the type of boyfriend/husband that HAS to sleep closest to the door. like if the door is facing one side of the bed, that's the side he always sleeps on. same with windows. it helps him sleep knowing that if someone were to break in, they'd have to go through him before they got to you

does not EVER wear a full set of pajamas. hasn't worn them since alfred stopped trying to force him into the little silk pjs he had as a child

he has three looks for bed: oversized band tee + ratty pajama pants, shirtless + ratty pajama pants, or briefs. just the briefs

when his hair is long, he keeps a few hair ties on his wrist to tie it up when he's washing his face before bed

("wash" is generous... he's splashing his face with cold water)

when his hair is short, he does not bother keeping it out of his face. he comes out of the bathroom with his hair dripping down his forehead and you buy him one of those cute fluffy headbands for him to use

bonus points if you get him a sanrio headband

bonus bonus points if you get him one with kuromi on it like THIS and you get a matching my melody one

he's a super light sleeper, like you could slip out of bed to use the bathroom and you'll hear him suck in a breath like "everything ok?"

this also makes him a little restless on really bad stormy nights :((

he refuses to wear earplugs or a sleeping mask because he gets very worried about being at a disadvantage in case something happens

the best you can do for him is let him curl up to your chest and let him get caught up in your heartbeat instead

him being a light sleeper also means he randomly wakes up throughout the night as soon as he has to use the toilet or gets a craving for something to eat, so be prepared for him to move around quite a bit

when he actually IS asleep tho, he does not move at all

he also doesn't naturally cuddle when he's sleepy unless he's cold, he usually is the one being cuddled

sleeptalks

this happens more often when he's got a lot on his mind (so all the time) and you'll usually hear him saying random, incoherent sentences or calling out names

it actually really embarrasses him when you tell him he does this because alfred and his roommates at boarding school used to comment on it when he was younger and he just assumed he'd grown out of it but. let's be honest. he hasn't slept with another person in the same room for years. don't know why he came to that conclusion

it's also a little rare when you catch it because he tends to fall asleep only after you do

you catch it more in the morning when he's sleeping off a long night of batmanning

it's best not to tell him if he's said anything embarrassing,,, it will literally keep him up all night

it gets a little worse when he has nightmares. you can hear him calling out joker or the riddler's name seconds before he wakes up in a cold sweat

you don't tell him exactly what you hear, but you always ask if he's ok and if he'd like to head back to bed with you or not

since he was raised by Real Brit Alfred Pennyworth, alfred did sort of imprint upon him a tea addiction

there's one particular blend that alfred swears used to put bruce out like a light when he was sick so you make that for him when he's particularly stressed and it always works wonders

speaking of him being sick. he is a COMPLETELY different sleeper when he's sick

sleeps like the dead, snores LOUDLY, cuddles like crazy

it's actually the worst because he'll be so happy to pull you in and lay his head on your shoulder but then. he drools. and the. snot. the snot.....

you can imagine that whenever he's sick, you may as well be sick too

he does have the decency to wait until you start sneezing before he gives you a nasty little cough syrup-flavored kiss like the disgusting germ gremlin he is

he won't complain about feeling bad but he will sometimes have a little delirious moment where he'll be all cute and beg you to come to bed with him because he can't sleep if you're not there next to him

like you may go sleep in one of the guest rooms until his cold passes and you'll wake up to him curled up on the loveseat on the other side of the room or even just straight up laying across the foot of the bed so he won't accidentally cough in your face

it's hard to get him to fall asleep but sometimes he pushes himself to such an extreme limit that he accidentally falls asleep anywhere

in the cave? he's passed out on his desk

working on his car? takes a quick little power nap under the engine

in the middle of a business meeting? nodding off in the chair

has fallen asleep on the floor on the WAY to bed before and when you wake him up he doesn't even realize that he never actually got there

also slipping this in here for indulgence purposes but if you've adopted dick, dick will fall asleep on bruce anywhere

like he'll see bruce conked out on the couch like a dad who insists on getting up at the ass crack of dawn and just scooch on in and fall asleep on his shoulder

even FURTHER, if you guys adopt ace, he will nap on dick

the three of them can regularly be seen napping all over the place as the years go on. thank god your bed is big enough for all four of you

having dick and the dog actually makes bruce sleep more and also more soundly because when they're sleeping on top of him it's like a weighted blanket. like if a cat fell asleep in ur lap u wouldn't get up would you? you would simply sit there and rot. same thing with bruce

last thought but I also think as bruce gets older, he's going to fall asleep more often and that will result in a lot of conversations that go like this

bruce: that was a good movie

you: you fell asleep halfway through

bruce: I was resting my eyes

you: I paused the movie and you didn't even react

bruce: I was watching the movie

you: so who died at the end?

bruce: the villain

you: no one died at the end!!! we were watching paddington 2!!!!

but also somehow hears you if you make fun of him in his vicinity. you put a phone in this man's face to take a picture of him sleeping and when you go to look at the photo you see his eyes open like this

jumpscare warning: robert

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Robert Pattinson Masterlist

BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN

Always been you (angst/soft!batman)

Undercover (jealous!batman/sexual tension - sequel to Always been you)

Stay (fluff/slight angst/post smut - sequel to Undercover)

Dawn (super fluff/a tinge of angst)

I can’t lose you (super angsty)

Danger Zone (angst/smidge of fluff/protective!Batman)

Stand by you (SA Trigger Warning/angst/fluff)

it’s been a long, long time (fluff)

Scars (softness/implied smut)

the assistant and the wife (angst/softness)

by your side (slight angst/fluff)

love

fluff 13 & hurt 4 w bruce wayne pls

"you're my person" & "they're not gonna hurt you again"

contains: emotional angst, cuss words, spoiler free, gn!reader, mentions of explosion

his blood ran cold at the sight: the bank which you worked at in complete shambles, all that was left of it was debris. a cloud of dust surrounded the area making it a little difficult to see clearly.

as batman held his mean mugged expression, trying not to think about the worst case scenario. that being you, lying in a pile of rubble, dead.

"there are a few survivors, but most of the people who were here are dead. it always amazes me, how the son of a bitch can get away without blowing himself up." the detective stood next to batman on the crime scene, hands in his pockets while he looked upon the absolute mess of a scene.

"where are the survivors?" batman asked, keeping his composure but praying you were one of them. he needed you to be one of them.

"oh, they were all taken to the hospital as soon as the ambulances arrived. but," the detective reached inside his suit jacket pocket and pulled out a piece of notebook paper from his small journal, "here are some of the victims. those that we could identify, anyway."

batman scanned over the list. marvin long, jesse smith, louis jacinto, holly tang, john doe, john doe, jane doe, john doe. he didn't see your name, and he didn't know if that was a good or bad thing. "thanks." batman handed the piece of paper back to the detective, and was about to walk away before someone else came up to him.

"we think this was the riddler, again." the second detective said, looking down onto the notes. batman scoffs, looking down on the ground. he picks up a piece of rubble that has a spray painted question mark on it.

"yeah, no shit." batman pushed the smaller man to the side and walked away from the scene, tossing the piece of concrete back onto the ground. he ignored everything reporters were yelling at him, throwing all sorts of questions to try and get a statement from gotham's protector.

batman got into his decked out mobile, immediately putting it in gear and racing towards the hospital. the only thing on his mind was you. he was hoping that you wouldn't be one of the unnamed victims that was scratched onto that detectives list.

he walked into the emergency room, scanning to see if he saw someone who knew what they were doing. he was approached by yet again another detective. this time, it was a familiar one. batman had recognized this one from other cases in gotham.

"the victims are upstairs, i'm assuming that's why you're here." batman followed the detectives lead to the elevator. "as a warning some of these victims are...in pretty bad shape. two of em' are able to talk, one of them...shit, they're pretty lucky. i'll let you talk to them first."

he walked into the room and saw you lying on the bed. mumbling something to the detective. batman locked the door before turning to face you. he sighed, thanking the heavens above that you were the lucky one. "you're alive." he stated.

"of course i am, can't get rid of me that easy." he chuckles, taking the mask off and pulling the chair over to sit next to you as you laid in the hospital bed, different iv's running in and out of your arms.

"what's on your mind, bruce?" your voice was raspy, eyelids heavy as you gazed over at bruce while he sat in the vinyl chair. there were a million thoughts running through his brain, how does he know which one to pick to voice?

he shrugged his shoulders, keeping eye contact with you. bruce is trying his hardest to keep his composure. just a few minutes ago he was wondering if you were dead, and now that you're alive he doesn't know what to say.

"do you want me to tell you about it?" he shakes his head, leaning forward he takes your hand in his. he delicately places a light kiss to your hand, green eyes looking up into yours. somehow, you looked calm. he couldn't understand how, after everything that just happened, how in the world you could ever be calm.

"no, no you don't have to talk about it." he shook his head and scooted closer to you. "just...i promise that they're never gonna hurt you again. i'm gonna rip his fucking head off, and then bring it to you on a silver platter."

you chuckle, rubbing your thumb over his as he still had a grip on your hand. "i mean it, y/n. you're my person," he said in a possessive manner, "nobody fucks with my person."

bruce gave you a final kiss on the forehead, and you snuck one onto his cheek. he slipped his mask back on, returning to batman from bruce. going out into the hallway he walked past the detective and headed towards the back stairwell, on his way to fulfill his words: ripping the riddlers fucking head off.