Do You Ever Just Think About How Fuckin Hilariously Complex Of A Character Heinz Doofenshmirtz Is?? Like,

Do you ever just think about how fuckin hilariously complex of a character Heinz Doofenshmirtz is?? Like, imagine trying to explain it to someone who’s never seen a bit of the show–he’s a human who’s legally an ocelot and is also a potential furry, he’s not a pharmacist despite common belief, he wants to take over the tri-state area thanks to a suggestion from the protagonists’ mother whom he went on a date with in the 1980s, his nemesis is also his best friend (and oh yeah did we mention he’s a platypus and the protagonists’ pet) and although they fight like hell, they’d also die to protect each other from real harm, and they essentially raise his daughter and robot son together. He believes himself to be “evil” because of his desire to get revenge on the world for abusing the heck out of him all of his life, but he gives up that lifestyle in the end and simultaneously becomes a crime-fighting agent/high school science teacher/inventor of time travel. What a legend.

i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made

I like the idea of Nightwing being a well-known figure among the hero community, but relatively unknown to the public outside of Gotham and Blüdhaven. Like, he was the first ever sidekick and a kid of one of the Justice League's founding members. Most older heroes are his aunts and uncles, the first generation of sidekicks are his friends, and to the younger ones, he is a mentor and older brother figure. The hero community loves him. But outside of that, he is just a local hero. He sticks to the shadows, and while the people of blüdhaven love him, and the people of Gotham have at least heard of him, he is not very well known.

That is until the Justice League hosts some sort of public event with a lot of younger heroes attending, and one journalist gets an idea for a fun, lighthearted story. They go around asking different heroes and sidekicks who their favorite hero is, and 80% have the same answer: Nightwing

pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for spirk fanfiction

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”