C H O N K

c h o n k

i’ve decided the worst possible texture is a leather sea star

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

September is Bi Visibility month so shoutout to all my bisexual pals out there! I love you, you are amazing 💗

I have had a really horrible week so maybe some fluffy undertaker head annoys with a female s/o?

Pairing: Undertaker x f!reader

Warnings: none, pure fluff

A/N: I'm so sorry it's so late, I hope these headcanons will help you at least a bit.

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I'd like to start by stating that there's no hiding anything from this man.

He's been in this world for so long, he's seen it all already.

So as soon as you step into his humble shop, he knows.

We all know that he is a happy go lucky man. He's nearly unbeatable, what is there for him to fear? Except losing you that is.

You're sad? But that kills his whole vibe!!

Jokes aside, he'll rush to do anything to make you feel better.

Was the week tiring? Don't worry, the whole weekend will be about selfcare, you won't have to move a finger.

He'll cook or bake for you or take you to a fancy restaurant or just to a pub, he'll pick new pajamas with you and fluff the pillows so that you can feel cozy after a long hot bath with a massage.

Of course, if you're into something else, he can make it work too.

Did everything go wrong? Do you feel like it's all falling on top of you? If you want to talk about it, he will listen for as lonv as you need. If not, he'll hold you tight the whole night and more. Or anything that you tell him that helps.

Expect words of assurance, praise, little jokes and soft kisses all over your face, neck and hands as he sits you in his lap and talks with you through the whole night.

Now, if someone hurt you? Hmm, let's see. Would you mind if this person was to er... Suddenly perish let's say? Now, what if he was the reason that the bastard/bitch died? Eh?

It's no problem, really. So what if that person wasn't supposed to die yet? He can rewrite their fate anyway. It's breaking the rules? So what? What are they gonna do? Is Will gonna be mad? He csn smite that sleaked, uptight worm anyday, if it meant helping you.

He's ready to let the world burn for you, just to see you happy again.

sometimes i just get obsessed with how lonely humans are, as a species. we see faces everywhere. we have stories about beings living in the things of our world that go back as long as we’ve been telling stories. we’ve been sending our songs and dances up to the sky for millennia, and when we figured out there was something beyond our sky, we started sending songs out there too. we tell each other about fairies and bigfoots and worlds lying under the skin of our own. we name robots and look for personality in code. we tamed dogs to have friends to hang out with and we dream about aliens. we see life everywhere. what is it, exactly, that we’re trying to replace? what left us alone in the first place?