robin-the-enby - Never meant to be human
Never meant to be human

Greetings, fellow creatures! I'm Robin (they/them), 20 y.o. Welcome to my blog! All requests are CLOSED. Side blog: @ihaveadesiretoshitpost

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Sorry, Don't Have A Picture Of Him

Sorry, Don't Have A Picture Of Him

Sorry, don't have a picture of him šŸ˜…

STOP!

STOP! šŸ¤ššŸ»šŸ›‘

YOU HAVE ENTERED F/O COURT

Reblog ONLY with a picture of your f/o and I’ll tell you if they’re guilty or not guilty just by looking at them.

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One Of My Favourite Hobbies (next To Writing) Is Drawing/painting And Recently I Got Really Into Clone

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I hope you like shy Vinny ^^ I've gotta say, I found this picture of him on Pinterest, but sadly I don't remember whose it is. Just know I'm not the og creator.


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4 years ago

Beautiful! I love the way you describe everything, so detailed! Thank you soooo much <3

Undetected

TRIGGER WARNING: THERE IS MENTION OF ATTEMPTED SUICIDE (no direct or detailed description), MENTION OF DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, SELF HATRED.

PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

Requested by: @robin-the-enby​

Undetected
Undetected

Abe admired you for many different reasons. One of them being that you were a talented witch. Another being that you didn’t fall into any particular category of witch, you could do all kinds of magic and more if you wanted.Ā 

But lately…you seemed a bit off. You’d lost that spark in your eye, you took less care of yourself, you threw yourself into your work effectively cutting yourself off from the rest of the team and…more sadly, you barely paid any attention to your boyfriend anymore.

Being the only significant other Abe had ever had, he wasn’t quite sure what to do. Sure, he was well read in the romantic era of writing but that didn’t mean they had all the answers. He couldn’t just ask around, especially since the only ā€˜healthy’ relationship he could think of was HB and Liz.Ā 

Keep reading


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4 years ago

Look, I know I'm jumping from fandom to fandom, but I'm really considering writing for Big mouth, because Judd is amazing.

Also Matthew is my spirit animal.


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4 years ago

Thank you so much! This was so adorable and hilarious, the image of big demons like them being wary of such a cute little bastard...awww. But maybe if I promise to keep him in my room, I could get away with it (it’s not like I let my pet rats anywhere but my room) :D

Hi! I jad this cute idea, what if the brothers' s/o had pet rats? Would the brothers interact with them and how? Would they be disgusted? I'm really curious about your take on this one ^^

Imma be honest, my first immediate thought to this was Barbatos and his fear of rats šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

THE BROTHERS reacting to MC owning a pet rat

Lucifer:Ā 

He’s ashamed to say that he did indeed lose himself for a moment. He did not scream or anything of the like, but he did jump a little and you will bring it up in conversation all the time, to which he gets frustrated and like a pouty twelfth year old, but that’s not the point. At first, his fear was that Beel left some kind of animal bone out that somehow, although unlikely, had a piece of meat left and somehow, someway, the House of Lamentation got infested by rats. However, upon further inspection, it turned out to be your pet rat, and although it is an unusual pet, he decided not to say anything because he does also own a three headed dog, after all, and that would just be hypocritical.Ā 

Mammon:

Hahahahahahah. Okay so here’s the thing. Him? Not afraid. He doesn’t care. He calls you out and weird for it because why a rat? But he also sees great potential here, seeing as a lot of people are afraid of rats. Besides Barbatos, Leviathan really doesn’t like those critters either and Mammon is sure to use that to his advantage to bribe Levi out of money. Whether or not you condone does absolutely not matter, because he’ll just sneak in and steal the rat when he wants to or needs it. Mammon might be the reason you won’t have a pet rat for much longer.Ā 

Leviathan:

He is NOT a fan, but he’s also not a wimp. A manly Otaku if you will. So yes he screamed when he first saw that thing and yes he was about to summon Lotan to take care of it but no he would hurt your pet, are you crazy??? He’s just uhm… what if he eats the food? What if he eats Lucifer’s very important papers? You should really have better eyes on that thing, MC !Ā 

Satan:

Oh the rat won’t survive for long. Cats kill mice, but Satan kills everything that crosses his path, especially if it’s in close proximity to one of his books and it could potentially nibble on the pages. What was that? It’s your pet rat, MC? A cold shiver runs down his spine as he realizes his mistake. Listen… he may or may not apologize but he will definitely get you a new one… with a cage because he can’t have any of his books damaged, love.Ā 

Asmodeus:

Screams. Jumps on the nearest high surface. Begs literally anyone to kill that thing. When you show up, he begs you to step away as he tries to collect himself enough to play hero, but he will only scream again when you pick him up. ā€œMC! That thing has diseases!ā€ Don’t hold it up to him either because he might actually cry and or die of a heart attack. He can NOT handle that for the life of him, and he won’t. Please, MC, find a new pet.

Beelzebub:

Lolololol, you’re cute if you think that he won’t try to catch and eat your pet. You’d be lucky if you find him before Beel swallows, and the giant will look quite sad if you stop him, ā€œbeel…. Spit him out. Now.ā€ He pouts but slowly lets him back out, releasing a wet rat back into your hands as he apologizes. He just looked so delicious, MC! And normally people don’t keep them as pets so.. He thought he was free, game you know?Ā 

Belphegor:

This is kinda cute because he befriended your pet rat and everytime you can’t find him, you know he’s with Belphegor, all snuggled up. You still haven’t figured out how he gets your rat to be so still and the first few times you were genuinely scared that he was dead, but he somehow always woke up when Belphie woke up so you assumed he just put some kind of spell on him. ā€œIt’s your rat and when you’re not there to cuddle, it’s the next best thing.ā€ You felt your heart swell at his confession, watching him put the rat in his hoodie to chill.Ā 


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4 years ago

Omg I think I'm gonna have a heart attack, this was so sweet and so well thought-out! You have great talent my dude! I hope me sharing this will bring your blog more attention <3 I'll definitely request something again someday. And if you want to request anything, my askbox is also open ;)

Hi! Your blog looks really cute! And you're actually the first fanboy writing fanfiction that I've ever met, that's so cool! I was hoping you could write preference with Gandhi and Vincent and a touch starved s/o? That would be awesome, thank you!

Hey-hi! Thank you! I've seen you around a bit, so it’s nice to meet/interact with you! Sorry i didn't get to this sooner, my internet is the definition of horrible atm but here I am.Thank you for the request- feel free to request however much you want (i have too much love and not enough brain juice)! I’m still figuring out my formatting!

Gandhi and Van Gogh with a Touch starved S/O...

Half of this borders on their s/o needing to adjust to affection, and it goes onto affection a little bit. If you wanted more affectionate headcanons/preferences I will happily write more affection stuff. I hope you enjoy!!

Gandhi...

Even as friends, Gandhi is quite a touchy, even if it’s just high fives or one-off excitement hugs.

The more he likes you the more physical contact he’s likely to accidentally initiate. Unless you really don’t like being touched, he just can’t help it.

Bonus: He probably ā€œdrops hintsā€ by subconsciously touching you. He may grab your shoulder, push you away in mock shock or even climb on you like he does with Abe, depending on your reactions (bonus bonus if you’re taller than him).

Gandhi would actually be really understanding- when the school found out he had ADD people avoided touching him, so he uses that point in his life as a crutch to understand.

So when you’re going out, he does his best, whether you’re super affectionate or a bit withdrawn.

I imagine physical touch is probably his love language, over everything else. You may have to talk to him about how much he touches you if he does it too much too quick.

He won’t really realize he’s touching you half the time, in school or not.

He’s definitely a hugger, but any actions that take less time are ideal because, or so he says, that way he can show more affection.

In general, if you go out of your way to touch him, or are really affectionate with him, he is completely infatuated.

If it takes you ages to build-up to that or not, he thinks it’sĀ 100% worth it.

He would one hundred percent soak up any affection you give him, no matter how much that is.

Van Gogh...

Van Gogh is not a physically affectionate friend, if he likes you he’ll talk to you, and he’s not a physically demanding s/o. Of course, he likes affection but would rather his s/o be understanding than affectionate.

You see, Vincent understands more than anyone else.

He’s also very touch-starved. He probably hasn’t had a hug in like, five years.

Van Gogh revels in any affection.

but he’s incredibly patient and laid-back. He just wants you to be happy with him. If you need time to adjust, he understands. If you don’t, that’s also good by him.

Chances are, he will ask before doing anything, regardless; even just holding your hand.

So you can move at your own pace, really. You will have to make most of the first moves, in fact. He’s too nervous.

If you are very affectionate, please hold him. He wouldn’t ever say it, but being held by you makes him very very happy. Hugs, cuddling, the lot.

Maybe not in public. The poor guy will practically shut down.

If you want to, he won’t stop you. But you’re dealing with a flustered boyfriend for the next 5-10 minutes. Just not at an inappropriate time, please.

I’d say that Van Gogh’s love language is quality time, but super closely followed by physical touch. He loves to hang around after school, or at lunch, and values time spent with you more than the occasional hugs.

He also wouldn’t mind it if his s/o is super affectionate. You want to hold his hand under or across the lunch table? Of course! You want to watch movies and cuddle? Hell yes! Did he say something cute and you cupped his cheeks as some sort of reflex? He’s goop now.Ā 

Just reassure him that he can be affectionate to you back. Please.


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