His Image And Likeness

His image and likeness

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

Through thick and thin, I will always be with you.

We all know Dr Who has some.... interesting politicians, and a not great track record with Prime Ministers.

Therefore I am suggesting the next Prime Minister in Dr Who should be Count Binface, the intergalactic space warrior.

C...CH......CHILDRENS HOSPITA-

*I am tackled and stabbed by a monarchy lover while they tell me that I should be thankful because my blood is such a positive and happy red colour. I bleed out knowing the stain on the street is a "bold yet tasteful colour demonstrating the power of the monarch". *

whew his taste in men 👍🏼

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