My Most Insane Trait Is Probably Me Acting Normal In Public As Though Someone Is Watching Me Even Though

My most insane trait is probably me Acting Normal in public as though someone is watching me even though I know they're not. Like I'll be on the train and I'll make myself periodically look at the map even when I don't need to or I'll pretend to yawn quietly and in my head I'm like "I'm sooo normal rn. My character is very sleepy right now and doesn't wanna miss their stop. I'm getting such a good grade in being normal." When I tell people I do this they usually look at me like I'm a serial killer but I don't mean any harm by it, I feel like it's just a variation of that stupid bit from Friends where the guy pretends to watch a TV

I fucking love this gif

me: mm yay i love being somewhat financially responsible

my draconic hoarding instinct: you should start collecting marbles

frilliam makes me emotional. as a concept