If My Roommates Are Ever Home When I Don't Think They Are And They Hear How Much I Talk To My Cat (and

if my roommates are ever home when I don't think they are and they hear how much I talk to my cat (and the dumb things I say to her) I fear they'll have me committed

I'm great at multitasking, last night I blew off plans with two different groups at the same time to stay in bed and stare at the wall

I jumped in the river and what did I see? Black-eyed angels swam with me A Moon full of stars and astral cars All the figures I used to see

Pyramid Song - Radiohead

I loved this quest on cyberpunk 2077 and Judy is *chef kiss*

as soon as the logic of how good having washed my face feels outweighs the neurotypical dread of the sensory experience of washing my face, it's over for everyone

can’t think of a worse feeling than coming up with a really great meme, like, 2 months after the image format dies