Thank You IKEA Toddler Spoons For Being The Perfect Size To Gnaw On While I Eat My Apple Sauce

Thank you IKEA toddler spoons for being the perfect size to gnaw on while I eat my apple sauce 🧍🙏

You know what would make me feel better?

...no seriously, I'm asking.

In my foppish era. In my dandy era. The allegations are true.

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There are two demons in your brain: one that wants you to get an eye tattoo so that you may carry Gerry keay with you everywhere and the other that thinks you're cringe. Kill the latter with your bare hands

Well, at least they have public transport - several kinds of it, in fact.